Literal Odds and Ends

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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:52 pm

I wanted to find out how to become a Pastafarian so I looked it up. Apparently all I need to do is want to and I'm in.
I don't have to pay any money or cut off any parts of my body. How can it be a true religion if they don't want my cash?
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:54 pm

I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?
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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:05 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?
I think it may be that people don't like to leave a tip.
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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:12 pm

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:18 pm

Sir, have you heard the word of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude? Well, if you want, I'll tell you. If not, no problemo.

http://dudeism.com/

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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:28 pm

I would be interested in finding out but I can't be bothered and I need a nap.
May his noodleness bless you and guide you on your path. Beware of impastas in your search for the truth.
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:24 pm

Montegriffo wrote:I would be interested in finding out but I can't be bothered and I need a nap.
May his noodleness bless you and guide you on your path. Beware of impastas in your search for the truth.
Right on, man. May the Dude abide.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:50 pm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
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Post by C-Mag » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:30 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?
I think it may be that people don't like to leave a tip.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:52 pm

Took me two days to get home.
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