Literal Odds and Ends

[Speaker to Animals]

"Sorry kiddos. If I had money to buy candy, I'd have bought more preworkout and be at the gym tonight anyway. I'll give you two free tips: sugar is really fucking bad for you, but not as bad as getting married is on your ability to purchase basic shit like Halloween candy. Have a great time."

[Fife]

AW FUG. The last honky at least gib me Crappie Nuggets.

[Speaker to Animals]

There aren't any trick or treaters where I live anyway, dude. I spent the last two years waiting and nada. If I get candy, I have to burn that shit by 10:00 or I am eating sugar and useless calories.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Grabbed me some skittles and candy bars to hand out. They might not all make it to Tuesday tho.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Ever wonder what would happen if you hit a speed bump at 70mph?

[SuburbanFarmer]

[TheReal_ND]

I can't find the car thread. I know we had one

[TheReal_ND]

Ever wonder what would happen if you hit a speed bump at 70mph?

You destroy your struts and or set your shocks on fire if you do it enough

[BjornP]

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/2017110 ... n-your-ear

You might be negotiating a business deal, handling an emergency or in a rush to get somewhere. There’s no doubt that sometimes it would be helpful for us all to be speaking the same language.

Advances in technology mean this could soon be a problem of the past. Waverly Labs, an innovative consumer products company created in 2014 by Andrew Ochoa, has been nominated for an award in the 2017 Beazley Designs of the Year competition thanks to its new language- translating earpiece, called the Pilot, and its accompanying smartphone app. BBC Designed spoke to Ochoa about his innovative creation.

[Montegriffo]