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Re: considering suicide

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:20 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
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More a fan of the thighs, meself. Nice thick strong ones, with big hips swaying. That’s a launch signal.
Are you talking about child bearing hips?
You're just a big old baby making machine aren't you?
My biology was designed with a single purpose, and I love to fulfill it. ;)
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:31 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:20 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:15 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:13 pm
More a fan of the thighs, meself. Nice thick strong ones, with big hips swaying. That’s a launch signal.
Are you talking about child bearing hips?
You're just a big old baby making machine aren't you?
My biology was designed with a single purpose, and I love to fulfill it. ;)
Well someone has to make up for the childless hedonists like me. Just teach one of yours to build trebuchets and I'll be satisfied.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:44 pm

It's not too late to make a baby. But white girls with cute feet are becoming very rare. If you find any pls lmk. I am more than willing to intermarry with Europeans.

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:49 pm

When it comes to chicks it's every man for himself

There was a dude talking to my future wife when I saw her, I just cut in
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:51 pm

The only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:55 pm

I'm still talking to an Irish girl. I'm ruined now. Completely and utterly ruined.

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:02 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:51 pm
The only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
There was an Austrian chick I met at the AGO

She had a rich boyfriend, but they were on the outs

So I had a torrid affair with her for about a month, then I sent her back to her man

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:11 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:02 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:51 pm
The only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
There was an Austrian chick I met at the AGO

She had a rich boyfriend, but they were on the outs

So I had a torrid affair with her for about a month, then I sent her back to her man

I met the Dutch girl at my millionaire juggler mate's 30th birthday party at his mansion in Royal Buckinghamshire. She was his ex and a little standoffish at first. She couldn't resist my charm in the end though and later on that year she came and saw me when I was at the European Juggling Convention in Rotterdam for some repeat luvin'.
Happy days...
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:15 pm

About a 9 on the crazy-hot index though.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:16 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:11 pm

I met the Dutch girl at my millionaire juggler mate's 30th birthday party at his mansion in Royal Buckinghamshire. She was his ex and a little standoffish at first. She couldn't resist my charm in the end though and later on that year she came and saw me when I was at the European juggling convention in Rotterdam for some repeat luvin'.
Happy days...
I was just a young buck so my charms were boyish no doubt, but I was in my full infantry prime, lean & mean

She was mind melting, so while we did meet at the art gallery, the affair itself was pure animal lust

I'm trying to remember her name now

edit; It was Julia Binder-something something German sounding
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