My biology was designed with a single purpose, and I love to fulfill it.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:15 pmAre you talking about child bearing hips?SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:13 pmMore a fan of the thighs, meself. Nice thick strong ones, with big hips swaying. That’s a launch signal.
You're just a big old baby making machine aren't you?
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Well someone has to make up for the childless hedonists like me. Just teach one of yours to build trebuchets and I'll be satisfied.SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:20 pmMy biology was designed with a single purpose, and I love to fulfill it.Montegriffo wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:15 pmAre you talking about child bearing hips?SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:13 pmMore a fan of the thighs, meself. Nice thick strong ones, with big hips swaying. That’s a launch signal.
You're just a big old baby making machine aren't you?
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It's not too late to make a baby. But white girls with cute feet are becoming very rare. If you find any pls lmk. I am more than willing to intermarry with Europeans.
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When it comes to chicks it's every man for himself
There was a dude talking to my future wife when I saw her, I just cut in
There was a dude talking to my future wife when I saw her, I just cut in
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The only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
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I'm still talking to an Irish girl. I'm ruined now. Completely and utterly ruined.
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There was an Austrian chick I met at the AGOMontegriffo wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:51 pmThe only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
She had a rich boyfriend, but they were on the outs
So I had a torrid affair with her for about a month, then I sent her back to her man
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I met the Dutch girl at my millionaire juggler mate's 30th birthday party at his mansion in Royal Buckinghamshire. She was his ex and a little standoffish at first. She couldn't resist my charm in the end though and later on that year she came and saw me when I was at the European Juggling Convention in Rotterdam for some repeat luvin'.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:02 pmThere was an Austrian chick I met at the AGOMontegriffo wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:51 pmThe only Euro I ever made the animal with two heads with was Dutch. Tall, slim and uninhibited. Highly recommended.
I don't remember noticing her feet.
She had a rich boyfriend, but they were on the outs
So I had a torrid affair with her for about a month, then I sent her back to her man
Happy days...
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About a 9 on the crazy-hot index though.
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I was just a young buck so my charms were boyish no doubt, but I was in my full infantry prime, lean & meanMontegriffo wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:11 pm
I met the Dutch girl at my millionaire juggler mate's 30th birthday party at his mansion in Royal Buckinghamshire. She was his ex and a little standoffish at first. She couldn't resist my charm in the end though and later on that year she came and saw me when I was at the European juggling convention in Rotterdam for some repeat luvin'.
Happy days...
She was mind melting, so while we did meet at the art gallery, the affair itself was pure animal lust
I'm trying to remember her name now
edit; It was Julia Binder-something something German sounding
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