What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:04 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

Incorrect.

Escaped Drow. Ranger. Lawful Good.

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Drizzt is Chaotic Good. He's not LG. Check your Forgotten Realms documentation.
Me. I am lawful good.
Well then you ain’t no Drizzt. A LG Drizzt would have stayed within the system and tried to alleviate the suffering of his fellow Drow and victims.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DBTrek » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:09 pm

Why does a drow have to stay in the UnderDark?
Is this one of those damn blood and soil arguments again?

Did Drizzt leaving create an intellectual and leadership vacuum for other male drow? Was it immoral?
Blah, blah, blah

Fuckit.
Roll initiative.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:10 pm

Nah. A LG Drizzt would lead a crusade to destroy the matriarchy forever.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:11 pm

DBTrek wrote:Why does a drow have to stay in the UnderDark?
Is this one of those damn blood and soil arguments again?

Did Drizzt leaving create an intellectual and leadership vacuum for other male drow? Was it immoral?
Blah, blah, blah

Fuckit.
Roll initiative.
:twisted:

Drow come out from the Underdark all the time, both in Dragonlance and in Forgotten Realms.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DBTrek » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:13 pm

Maybe that’s why the Matriarchy exists.
The rest of the world is draining the UnderDark of anyone who could make a difference.

Sorry, back to the UnderDark you go, for the good of Drow society. It would be immoral to let you above ground.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:51 pm

DBTrek wrote:Maybe that’s why the Matriarchy exists.
The rest of the world is draining the UnderDark of anyone who could make a difference.

Sorry, back to the UnderDark you go, for the good of Drow society. It would be immoral to let you above ground.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:54 pm

Well don't come down into my reformed patrichical, lawful good empire, singing your sad bard tales about how an evil lich king lords over your city and your wives absconded with barbarians.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by BjornP » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:55 pm

Lawful Neutral, half-elf, mage. Rejects all the gods as worthy of worship.
GCF wrote:Drizzt is Chaotic Good. He's not LG. Check your Forgotten Realms documentation.
Yup. And just a little quiz for you and StA. Quoting from memory here, but which one of you will first recall which Drizzt book had the line: "...one of the students died a natural death in his sleep. A dagger through the heart quite naturally ends a man's life." :geek:
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:00 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Well don't come down into my reformed patrichical, lawful good empire, singing your sad bard tales about how an evil lich king lords over your city and your wives absconded with barbarians.
Sig line potential?
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by clubgop » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:04 pm

Elf-Ancient people with a separate ancient language parsing every word of ancient tomes.
Warrior/Cleric- Paladin more exact. Gifted in Alchemy.
Prefers distance weapons, Mercurial bow nut. Former official of Mercurial guild.
Neutral Good.