Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by boethius » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:07 pm

GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:17 pm

boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
My shit's tight, dude. I mean...
it's already up. no...
My tab is full. that's not it..
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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by boethius » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:14 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
My shit's tight, dude. I mean...
it's already up. no...
My tab is full. that's not it..
That's what happens when you spend your mom's disability check buying mint condition, original box, Leisure Suit Larry games from Ebay...nothing left for your Destiny 2 pre-order.

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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:15 pm

Those leisure suit larry games were awesome.

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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by Hwen Hoshino » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:59 pm

boethius wrote:GCF will sell you his virginity if you pay off his Steam bill.

Man or woman, xir or xim...if you get his Steam account caught up, you can have his cherry.
So? Where is the bestiality subboard?

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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by boethius » Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:15 am

Hwen Hoshino wrote: So? Where is the bestiality subboard?
In Drtrech's basement.
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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by heydaralon » Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:55 am

That businessman could bang several thousand gorgeous models in every orifice for that kind of money. If he was really feeling degenerate, he could start his own porn company and run through hundreds of girls too. It blows my mind how we choose to price things.
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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by Okeefenokee » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:14 pm

heydaralon wrote:That businessman could bang several thousand gorgeous models in every orifice for that kind of money. If he was really feeling degenerate, he could start his own porn company and run through hundreds of girls too. It blows my mind how we choose to price things.
There's an app for that,

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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:09 am

This is what happens when you marry one of those tramps, by the way.


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Re: Teenager has auctioned off her virginity for £2m

Post by SilverEagle » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:56 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:This is what happens when you marry one of those tramps, by the way.

Wow....what a slut! Thinks that she should be married to her ex boyfriend and slept around on her husband. Oh and I loved how she thought that she was a "Good Person". :liar: :lol:
There is a time for good men to do bad things.

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