What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[TheReal_ND]

The entire premise of the first set of Dragonlance novels were that the gods were returning to Krynn, and some of them brought dragons to team up with humans to exterminate the nonhumans from Krynn (except the draconians).

The villains were basically the fantasy version of Nazis that had dragons.

I read one of those novels. It was whatever. I just want to sword and board some fucking bandits and shit.

[Penner]

[clubgop]

Hunting Cuntgop through the streets, awaiting my moment.

I can smell your dirty dick undercover hack bitch ass a mile away, I'll be fine. Besides one glance of crossbow and you run the other way being a hoplophobe and all. It will be like the LV constabulary trying to get to the mass archer turned the bow on himself before they got too him. Remember? Of course you do you were crying about it wanted mass bow confiscation and cutting off the pointer finger on babies born after a certain date calling them "digits of mass destruction."

[clubgop]

Other party members can join in...

Or watch from a safe distance... as they choose.

I'll just wait in the bar till you lot sort out your discipline problems. There's this Rhode Island redhead I've got my eye on.

See how easy that was? I had a joke ready to go and you preempted me no need to run to the DM of the DM and report it like a bitch.

[Montegriffo]

Rhode Island redhead turned out to be a rooster in drag so I leave him/her for Cuntgop as that's his/her favourite type of tottie.
I end up wasting an evening discussing the relative merits of the Grey Knight and Lady Ironmaiden with Smitty until the bar runs out of vintage port and Islay single malt.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Chopping wood at the inn for gold.

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Man, did you ever do any research on the RPG that Varg Vikernes made (mostly while in jail, I suspect)?

From what I hear, it was this nuts Norse survival game that involved loads of extremely menial tasks like chopping would and tanning leather, and all the shit you would actually have to do to get a single piece of fur clothes that were slightly better than being buck-ass nekid. No finding enchanted armor in some chest in a cave, just roll to see if your piece of tanned tendon snaps as you try to sew your vest together with a bone needle.

[DrYouth]

Suddenly the troll is startled by the sound of trampling hooves...

He looks up to his left, and makes a feeble effort to escape, before he is struck by a stampeding herd of ungulates.

He is carried off by the mass of creatures as they stream off in a laser focussed single minded trajectory.

In the distance a brown cloaked bearded man carrying a sickle appears to be chuckling to himself.

Left in the dirt remains the badly beaten ball cap.

[TheReal_ND]

Chopping wood at the inn for gold.

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Man, did you ever do any research on the RPG that Varg Vikernes made (mostly while in jail, I suspect)?

From what I hear, it was this nuts Norse survival game that involved loads of extremely menial tasks like chopping would and tanning leather, and all the shit you would actually have to do to get a single piece of fur clothes that were slightly better than being buck-ass nekid. No finding enchanted armor in some chest in a cave, just roll to see if your piece of tanned tendon snaps as you try to sew your vest together with a bone needle.

It's a legitimate playing style in Skyrim.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Chopping wood at the inn for gold.

Roll

Man, did you ever do any research on the RPG that Varg Vikernes made (mostly while in jail, I suspect)?

From what I hear, it was this nuts Norse survival game that involved loads of extremely menial tasks like chopping would and tanning leather, and all the shit you would actually have to do to get a single piece of fur clothes that were slightly better than being buck-ass nekid. No finding enchanted armor in some chest in a cave, just roll to see if your piece of tanned tendon snaps as you try to sew your vest together with a bone needle.

It's a legitimate playing style in Skyrim.

Maximum realism in fantasy roll-playing. Go figure.

[DrYouth]

I just want to sword and board some fucking bandits and shit.

ALright Nukedog...

I don't have your class and race down...

Human, I assume...

Rogue? Warrior? whatsitgonnabe?

We can prolly find us some bandits... there are plenty in the realm.