What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by **DrYouth** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:49 pm

The troll, drooling slightly, puts his head up, sniffing at the air...

He turns his head in your direction. There is low growl...

What's that on his head?

It appears to be a heavily battered MAGA ballcap.

Post by **DBTrek** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:03 pm

Troll has a MAGA cap?
Shit.
No worries here. This rogue is in Seattle, where the entire city will aggro if they see that. Troll may as well lay down and die at the Columbia River line.

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:07 pm

Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.

Post by **DBTrek** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:09 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.

I’m saying.

Ain’t dying for no pussy grabbing billionaire who hasn’t even produced his damn wall yet.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:37 pm

DBTrek wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.
I’m saying.

Ain’t dying for no pussy grabbing billionaire who hasn’t even produced his damn wall yet.

He put some dudes back to work at Whirlpool. America is Great.

Post by **DrYouth** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:51 pm

DBTrek wrote:Troll has a MAGA cap?
Shit.
No worries here. This rogue is in Seattle, where the entire city will aggro if they see that. Troll may as well lay down and die at the Columbia River line.

Unfortunately STA isn't in Seattle...

And the Gaians you last encountered aren't gonna be any help...

Although there IS a Gaian rogue/mage sitting on a nearby hillside.
And a Gaian Bard... probably at the tavern...
And me of course... but I'm also the DM.... so kind of a conflict of interest there.

The troll moves closer... the low growl in his throat is getting louder.

You might want to avert your eyes.

Post by **DBTrek** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:56 pm

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:31 pm

Chopping wood at the inn for gold.

Roll

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:41 pm

Living in a wagon down by the dungeon, working in the smithy, making metal shit for the town industries.

Racist human fighter. BTFO

Somebody needs to fireball those fucking elves coming in here and trying to run the town like that. Fucking kinders keep breaking into my wagon.

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:50 pm

Haggle with the shop merchant for a rusty iron sword and a cheap health potion for ten gold

Persuasion roll

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