What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by **DrYouth** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:37 pm

Other party members can join in...

Or watch from a safe distance... as they choose.

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:37 pm

DrYouth wrote:Drow elf ranger...

That's how I remember it.

And you asked for an opportunity to harvest a troll finger...

so I was kind a wish granting... you should be grateful.

Drow Paladin.

I said I wanted to harvest a piece of a troll to leave in TC's sandwhich, and then you were like, "now you are only level 3 and here comes your troll!" What kind of DMing is that?

A troll is a fifth-level monster and then you downgraded my level to 3.

Post by **Montegriffo** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:45 pm

DrYouth wrote:Other party members can join in...

Or watch from a safe distance... as they choose.

I'll just wait in the bar till you lot sort out your discipline problems. There's this Rhode Island redhead I've got my eye on.

Post by **DrYouth** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:46 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote: Drow Paladin.

fine

You are a 3rd level Drow Paladin, AC2, two handed sword 1-10 damage, (or AC1, shield and broadsword 1-8), I assign you 20hp

No spells for now. Priest spells start at level 9.

I'll throw in a vial of oil and some flint...

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:52 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote: Drow Paladin.
fine

You are a 3rd level Drow Paladin, AC2, two handed sword 1-10 damage, (or AC1, shield and broadsword 1-8), I assign you 20hp

No spells for now. Priest spells start at level 9.

I'll throw in a vial of oil and some flint...

Why would I engage with a troll when I am I only 3rd level? A troll requires 2-4 party members with an average level of 5.

A 20 hp character dies in one strike from a troll. Do you not have a monster manual?

Post by **DrYouth** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:55 pm

Maybe no troll finger sandwich for TC today?

That's disappointing....

You might be able to outrun a troll, I guess...

Or perhaps some of your fellow party members might be cajoled / bribed to join you... there are quite a few available.

I mean who likes Trolls anyways?

A strange predicament indeed.

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:58 pm

Oh, look. Lolth appears and makes the DM into a player character. She then summons an ancient dragon lich to attack the DM. You are level 3 bard. You have a lute, but it only has two strings.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:19 pm

Sits quietly on a nearby hill to watch StA run away from a troll, cursing his gods.

Post by **DBTrek** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:10 pm

Post by **TheReal_ND** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:44 pm

Rolling for McBrain's tumor to explode tonight

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