What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[Speaker to Animals]

See, demands all attention.

Casts fireball at the creatures.

I cast ray of frost at the giant puddle between you and escape.

Seriously? My escape was already thwarted. You are a terrible D&D player.

TC slips on the ice just as a genderqueerbeast mounts him.

[The Conservative]

I cast ray of frost at the giant puddle between you and escape.

Seriously? My escape was already thwarted. You are a terrible D&D player.

TC slips on the ice just as a genderqueerbeast mounts him.

You aren’t the DM.

[Speaker to Animals]

Seriously? My escape was already thwarted. You are a terrible D&D player.

TC slips on the ice just as a genderqueerbeast mounts him.

You aren’t the DM.

[Montegriffo]

Aren't you two on the same side?
This is how men get fragged.

[clubgop]

Aren't you two on the same side?
This is how men get fragged.

Try to keep up gaian bitch. Shoots him in the thigh.

[The Conservative]

TC slips on the ice just as a genderqueerbeast mounts him.

You aren’t the DM.

Pfft, good luck. You can’t even get the spells you cast correctly. If we are going with you as a DM and ignore my actual actions that I’ve taken I may as well drop out now because you as a DM means we are all going to be fucked over six ways to Saturday and twice on Sunday.

[The Conservative]

Aren't you two on the same side?
This is how men get fragged.

I’m chaotic neutral. I’m on my own side.

[SuburbanFarmer]

With StA causing a verbal and physical distraction, and my half-elf, plus being a rogue, I have sneak and with my race proficiency as well as the character class, I should be more than able to sneak out of there without an issue. Fuck that's a level 1 trait...and if we played my character, I could have stolen all of StA's clothes, poisoned him with a love potion, and made out without being seen...

You were being eyed suspiciously when you started sneaking...
So penalties applied...

Turning your back on a hostile enemy is never a wise move regardless of class and race... so lesson learned, I hope.

Grumpcat seems to be avenging you... so that may ease the pain somewhat.

It's two against three with StA and GC facing off against the Gaians.

So the battle is anything but a sure thing at this point.

I never said I turned my back on them, I said I snuck away. Any fool worth their salt wouldn’t turn their back to an enemy, doubly so to StA.

Anyway, when StA says something all attention is demanded by him, so I think I’d be safe trying to escape anyway.

TC states directly at the enemy, crouches down, and backs away. Sneaking.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I cast magic missile directly in cuntgops face, hoping to knock him out of the tree.

[Speaker to Animals]

You aren’t the DM.

Pfft, good luck. You can’t even get the spells you cast correctly. If we are going with you as a DM and ignore my actual actions that I’ve taken I may as well drop out now because you as a DM means we are all going to be fucked over six ways to Saturday and twice on Sunday.

You're just mad because you slipped face down on the ice and a genderqueerbeast is dry humping your leg.

roll 1d20 to determine if you are pregnant (it's how they reproduce).