Literal Odds and Ends
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I buried my kitty today.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Damn man you went from a nice happy post to a dark sad oneOkeefenokee wrote:I buried my kitty today.
RIP kitty
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Not too dark and sad. Circle of life. He was picked up in a parking lot in Barstow at about four weeks old. I figure his prospects before then weren't too great, and he did alright considering where he came from. How many strays from Barstow travel across the nation, and even spend a few years in Europe?California wrote:Damn man you went from a nice happy post to a dark sad oneOkeefenokee wrote:I buried my kitty today.
RIP kitty
My four year old has no manners. We're still standing graveside, and he asks if we're getting a new kitty.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”
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Okeefenokee wrote:I buried my kitty today.
Damn. Sorry about that.
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My K9 menaces almost murdered a cat two days ago. I almost couldn't get them back under leash in time.
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He lived a great life then. And best thing of all you got him out of Barstow, no mammal should have to spend too much time in BarstowOkeefenokee wrote:Not too dark and sad. Circle of life. He was picked up in a parking lot in Barstow at about four weeks old. I figure his prospects before then weren't too great, and he did alright considering where he came from. How many strays from Barstow travel across the nation, and even spend a few years in Europe?California wrote:Damn man you went from a nice happy post to a dark sad oneOkeefenokee wrote:I buried my kitty today.
RIP kitty
My four year old has no manners. We're still standing graveside, and he asks if we're getting a new kitty.
My three year old said a similar thing; we were talking about getting another dog. I of course want to get one now, while my wife only wants one. So when we're talking about a new dog, my wife says, we can get one when Taco dies. My three year old says, "can Taco die then?"
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California wrote:He lived a great life then. And best thing of all you got him out of Barstow, no mammal should have to spend too much time in BarstowOkeefenokee wrote:Not too dark and sad. Circle of life. He was picked up in a parking lot in Barstow at about four weeks old. I figure his prospects before then weren't too great, and he did alright considering where he came from. How many strays from Barstow travel across the nation, and even spend a few years in Europe?California wrote: Damn man you went from a nice happy post to a dark sad one
RIP kitty
My four year old has no manners. We're still standing graveside, and he asks if we're getting a new kitty.
My three year old said a similar thing; we were talking about getting another dog. I of course want to get one now, while my wife only wants one. So when we're talking about a new dog, my wife says, we can get one when Taco dies. My three year old says, "can Taco die then?"
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Deo's new avatar is hilarious.
It looks like she is giving him a hand job and he is like "Ruaaaaaahhhhh!"
It looks like she is giving him a hand job and he is like "Ruaaaaaahhhhh!"
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The name of that piece is, "The Birth of Western Civilization."
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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