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Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:14 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:These God damned diaper prices.

Formula is fucking ridiculous.

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:22 pm

Wrong species.

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:08 am

The meat market in town has regular souse and spicy souse.

Regular chow chow and spicy chow chow. I think he said they make something like 300 pounds of sausage a day.

I say again, I have souse. All is right in world.

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:21 am

Can confirm that female dogs are also horrible during that special time when their hormones make them more "empathic" and "nurturing". She just ripped into my male American bulldog for no reason. All he did was walk into the kitchen and she just lit his shit right up.

Post by **Kazmyr** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:28 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:Can confirm that female dogs are also horrible during that special time when their hormones make them more "empathic" and "nurturing". She just ripped into my male American bulldog for no reason. All he did was walk into the kitchen and she just lit his shit right up.

Maybe she's just tired of being lorded over by your bulldog's cis-patriarchy and is tired of being oppressed? Better check under her dog bed for a pink pussy hat.

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:03 am

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:39 am

Kazmyr wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Can confirm that female dogs are also horrible during that special time when their hormones make them more "empathic" and "nurturing". She just ripped into my male American bulldog for no reason. All he did was walk into the kitchen and she just lit his shit right up.
Maybe she's just tired of being lorded over by your bulldog's cis-patriarchy and is tired of being oppressed? Better check under her dog bed for a pink pussy hat.

Dude, we treat her like a fucking princess. She lords over this place, honestly.

Post by **Okeefenokee** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:52 am

Puttin the pussy on a pedestal.

Post by **Fife** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:59 am

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:07 pm

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