Fundamental problem with his sentiment: to poop you have to eat.
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Dry heaves. Do commies sit on the john after 3 days of no food?
I'm willing to assume it works both ways. The urge to poop is strong among us. At least for the purposes of a video game meme.
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I'm willing to assume it works both ways. The urge to poop is strong among us. At least for the purposes of a video game meme.
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Based on my experiments in fasting, I can confirm your digestive system basically shuts down after about 40 hours.
What makes people desperate is that they constantly eat only a little, which causes a lot of problems and raging hunger pains.
If your country gets taken over by communists and the starving begins, my advice is actually to stop eating and march out of there.
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Good opener from Klavan.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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I was only making a gag. I live in Tennessee.Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:30 pmBased on my experiments in fasting, I can confirm your digestive system basically shuts down after about 40 hours.
What makes people desperate is that they constantly eat only a little, which causes a lot of problems and raging hunger pains.
If your country gets taken over by communists and the starving begins, my advice is actually to stop eating and march out of there.
We have more biscuits and gravy around here than you could shake a dead cat at.
Just in case, though . . . I think I'll ask for an extra biscuit in the morning. It will help me through the 10AM sinking spell.
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Freedumb.
That fucking park should be completely empty
That fucking park should be completely empty
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^^^ spiteful democrat
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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So you’re down with Big Daddy State probing your asshole in the park?
True colors, I guess.