Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[Speaker to Animals]

You need to look smooth when you write FORTRAN code for a living.

That's a Python developer, dude.

[TheReal_ND]

Basic C

[Speaker to Animals]

Basic C

Nah. COBOL.

[Speaker to Animals]

In case you haven't figured it out, you can spot guys by what language they like. C++: usually chubby with a beard, t-shirt with holes in it and maybe some queso stains. Java: Usually shaven (though Gosling looks like a C++ programmer because that's what he really is), wears sandals of some kind, always has his iPod earbuds installed in his head. Python: probably a homosexual, clothes don't match, wears green party and Che Guevara shirts to work.

[TheReal_ND]

COBOL.

Dafuq? Who the fuck codes in that niche language?

[Speaker to Animals]

COBOL.

Dafuq? Who the fuck codes in that niche language?

Business logic for MBA grads. That's who.

[Speaker to Animals]

Lisp programmer: see Hash.

[TheReal_ND]

Yeah I bet you lisp you limp wristed faggot...

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah I bet you lisp you limp wristed faggot...

Nah. Lisp guys are the crazy ones. You have to be pretty crazy to, instead of solving one instance of a problem, solve the entire class of problems by writing code that writes code..

Anybody in AI and to some extent theoretical CS are fertile ground for Lisp.

[TheReal_ND]

Reminds me, I'm supposed to be teaching myself python. Pos laptops keep crapping out though.