California Hate Thread

[Ex-California]

What if I had this all wrong before? Maybe we should do the opposite and force-transport boomers and millennials to South Africa??

Give them what they want.

Force-transport all the militant Wakandanites to South Africa too.

Tire necklaces!

[Speaker to Animals]

No, South Africa is the multicultural paradise where white cis heteronormative male patriarchy has been eradicated completely. It's literally Wakanda.

[K@th]

I'm starting to think California is just punking us.

California Bill to Create Ministry Of Truth To Censor Alternative Media

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/face ... 0180SB1424

THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DO ENACT AS FOLLOWS:

SECTION 1. Title 14.5 (commencing with Section 3085) is added to Part 4 of Division 3 of the Civil Code, to read:
TITLE 14.5. False Information Strategic Plans
3085. (a) Any person who operates a social media Internet Web site with physical presence in California shall develop a strategic plan to verify news stories shared on its Internet Web site.
(b) The strategic plan shall include, but is not limited to, all of the following:
(1) A plan to mitigate the spread of false information through news stories.
(2) The utilization of fact-checkers to verify news stories.
(3) Providing outreach to social media users regarding news stories containing false information.
(4) Placing a warning on a news story containing false information.
(c) As used in this section, “social media” means an electronic service or account, or electronic content, including, but not limited to, videos, still photographs, blogs, video blogs, podcasts, instant and text messages, email, online services or accounts, or Internet Web site profiles or locations.

[Haumana]

Fleccas is killing it.

[DBTrek]

Tech billionaire says his plan to break up California ready for voters

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cali ... SKBN1HJ36D

California billionaire singing “Let My People Go”

[de officiis]

Don’t laugh. You never know nowadays.

[Fife]

I saw another report this morning that it is in fact going to be on the ballot, IRL. https://www.westernjournal.com/breaking ... on-ballot/

S.F. gets one state, L.A. gets one, S.D. gets one.

Six total (four additional) U.S. Senators.

[DBTrek]

I saw another report this morning that it is in fact going to be on the ballot, IRL. https://www.westernjournal.com/breaking ... on-ballot/

S.F. gets one state, L.A. gets one, S.D. gets one.

Six total (four additional) U.S. Senators.

But an actual net loss of three senators once the citizenship question hits the census.

[Fife]

Well, the interesting thing is that this division would be, at least facially, neutral in the House; but decidedly not in the Senate.

There's no reason that there would be any more (or less) Congressional districts among the 3 new states than the current Kalifornia.

Senators, however, are fixed at 2 per state. Basically, L.A. would get 2 DNC senators, and so would S.F.

San Diego / Orange County (depending on where the state line is drawn) could be 1 of each or maybe even 2 GOPs?

[DBTrek]

Fuck.

I meant congressmen, not senators (you know, the ones based off population). Obviously senators are fixed at 2 per state. Derp. Working off 3 hours of sleep here.