Lucky Monte wasn't there or he would have taken the castle with his trebuchetSuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:24 pmAttended the Festival of the Fish today. Nice fireworks show, shitty excuses for food. Kids had a great time in the bouncy castle. Good times.
BIG Holiday Thread
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C-Mag
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PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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Montegriffo
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Bouncy castles are trebuchet proof as the projectiles bounce back. That's why they were invented.
However longbows are more than a match for them.
However longbows are more than a match for them.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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SuburbanFarmer
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TheReal_ND
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I've been up all morning getting drunk. I took a brief nap and couldn't sleep. But this must be the quietest morning I could expect to experience here in midtown. I think the verdict is in. Fathers just want to SLEEP
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Speaker to Animals
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It's definitely a rough day.
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C-Mag
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Here's to ya Boys
Fathers don't need flowers, gadgets or a fuss made today. Just time for the simple pleasures in life.
Fathers don't need flowers, gadgets or a fuss made today. Just time for the simple pleasures in life.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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Speaker to Animals
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The best thing society can do for fathers today is to give us back our children. Thanks.
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SuburbanFarmer
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The best father’s day is when fathers are left the fuck alone to enjoy the day.
happy Dad Joke Day.
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Montegriffo
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Best Dad joke on the radio today...
Just got back from the funeral of a guy who died when he was hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
Just got back from the funeral of a guy who died when he was hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Got more kids running around this house than I know what to do with.
Time to get ripped.
Time to get ripped.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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