NHL 2017 -Official Discussion Thread

[StCapps]

The Hockey Gods were just evening things up, Crosby didn't get suspended for chopping Methot's finger off, so turn around is fair play, the Hockey Gods might not have even punished SilverEagleFaggot for his cocky chirps yet, they might let him get all the way to the finals again, and then drop that jinx back on him, never know, best not to tempt the Hockey Gods, either way.

There are no Hockey Gods you douchebags.

Now you've done it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

[SilverEagle]

The Hockey Gods were just evening things up, Crosby didn't get suspended for chopping Methot's finger off, so turn around is fair play, the Hockey Gods might not have even punished SilverEagleFaggot for his cocky chirps yet, they might let him get all the way to the finals again, and then drop that jinx back on him, never know, best not to tempt the Hockey Gods, either way.

There are no Hockey Gods you douchebags.

Now you've done it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Before you cream your pants Saturday night, I fully expect this to go to game 6.

[StCapps]

You're lucky the Pens doesn't all die in a plane crash at this rate. Denying the existence of the Hockey Gods, nothing pisses them off more.

You are the bikers in this bar, "Now you's can't leave".
The Hockey Gods Cometh.

[SilverEagle]

You're lucky the Pens doesn't all die in a plane crash at this rate. Denying the existence of the Hockey Gods, nothing pisses them off more.

You are the bikers in this bar, "Now you's can't leave".
The Hockey Gods Cometh.

I shit on your phony cunt hockey god. Then I will teabag them!

[clubgop]

Yeah now is the time to shit on Ovechkin, because that was the first game of the series he actually didn't show up in. That imaginary high stick was total bullshit and ruined the end of the game, while Fleury stole that game by standing on his head. Gotta love that shot blocking too.

Did you know that I once heard that Ovechkin's dream was to deliver pizzas?

Alex Ovechkin has delivered on ice for more than a decade with the Washington Capitals. On Friday, the Capitals captain was able to live out a so-called childhood dream with a different kind of delivery: Pizza.

According to this ad for Papa John’s pizza, Ovechkin’s wish as a little kid in Russia was to become “the best pizza delivery boy in the world.”

And the now-31-year-old Ovechkin got to fulfill that “wish” by delivering pizza and astonished smiles to unsuspecting families in the Washington area. And yes, it was the best:

http://www.foxsports.com/nhl/story/alex ... zza-030417

He must have seen some 80's American porn films as a kid.

Oh you were supposed to get extra sausage with that? I think I can help your sorority house. Synth sax starts playing

[StCapps]

Did you know that I once heard that Ovechkin's dream was to deliver pizzas?



http://www.foxsports.com/nhl/story/alex ... zza-030417

He must have seen some 80's American porn films as a kid.

Oh you were supposed to get extra sausage with that? I think I can help your sorority house. Synth sax starts playing

I Swear God!

[StCapps]

Apparently even if you grab Cam Talbot's pad, it's not goalie interference. Next level bullshit right there. That's not even the hockey gods being cruel, that's fucking incompetence of everyone involved in that video review. Giving up the other two is on the Oilers, but Cam Talbot cannot get a goalie interference call to save his life in this series.

Who the fuck are these morons in Toronto making these calls on the video reviews in the playoffs? Fire them all, they get everything wrong, it's like they are going out of their way to fuck up every single call. The whole video review thing has been a disaster this entire playoffs, and there is no fucking excuse for this level of not knowing what the fuck they are doing.

[Smitty-48]

Go Ducks! What a comeback, Nurse pushed Kesler into the goalie, Talbot should have just stayed down, tries to get up and opens the fivehole, interference interschmerence, Edmonton took its foot off the gas and 3-1 and gets burned for it; /shrugs

[StCapps]

Go Ducks! What a comeback, Nurse pushed Kesler into the goalie, Talbot should have just stayed down, tries to get up and opens the fivehole, interference interschmerence, Edmonton took its foot off the gas and 3-1 and gets burned for it; /shrugs

Nurse got up, Kesler stayed down and kept grabbing the pad, intentionally. Kesler was grabbing that pad for 3-4 seconds straight, before, during and after Nurse got up. That's a horseshit call.

Sure the Oilers took their foot off the gas and got burned for it, what a bunch of chokes, but that's still not a goal.

[Smitty-48]

Blown calls are part of hockey, the goaltender interference rule is a joke, nobody even knows what goaltender interference is anymore, they're just making it up as they go, it's entirely arbitrary at this point, but it's not the blown call that decides your fate, if you put yourself in a position where the Ref has to come and save you, or the operations room in Toronto has to come and save you, and that comes a cropper? Oh well, shouldn't have let yourself get to that point, if the Oilers piss a three goal lead away and lose in overtime, I'm not going to blame the Refs.

The Leafs did that all year, sometimes they got the calls, sometimes they didn't, but the calls weren't the reason that the Leafs couldn't hold a lead to save their fuckin' lives.