Food and drink

[Speaker to Animals]

[SuburbanFarmer]

What else would you cook it in? Crisco is right there in the oil section for chicken.

Baked, roasted, steamed, boiled, grilled, stewed...

[Fife]

"mechanical process."

LOL I feel for you dude.

We're talking about actual yardbird here, not some shit you buy from the Wegman's.

You're an inanimate mechanical process.

[SuburbanFarmer]

"mechanical process."

LOL I feel for you dude.

We're talking about actual yardbird here, not some shit you buy from the Wegman's.

You're an inanimate mechanical process.

Doesn’t bother you at all that the only “transcendental” bird that you bozos can conceive of is deep fried?

With some cheap hot sauce and a pickle? Seriously?

[Fife]

Doesn’t bother you at all that the only “transcendental” bird that you bozos can conceive of is deep fried?

With some cheap hot sauce and a pickle? Seriously?

Sorry to bother you sir. Go back to whatever kind of chicken Ohio has to offer you. Nobody here is going to stop you. In fact, just urge your yankee friends to stop demanding chicken at all. Hot tofu is the next boom food, you know.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Doesn’t bother you at all that the only “transcendental” bird that you bozos can conceive of is deep fried?

With some cheap hot sauce and a pickle? Seriously?

Sorry to bother you sir. Go back to whatever kind of chicken Ohio has to offer you. Nobody here is going to stop you. In fact, just urge your yankee friends to stop demanding chicken at all. Hot tofu is the next boom food, you know.

Planning to grow my own in the future. I damn sure won’t be frying much of it.

[Fife]

I'll trade you Wickard v. Filburn for your promise that you'll only eat your locally-sourced chicken in perpetuity. You can fore-swear frying forever; you can eat those fuckers Ozzy-style for all I care; just agree to stay out of aggregate demand and I'll be happy.

Baby steps to the death of BWW for the win.

[MilSpecs]

We have a chicken shack here that is Tennessee hot chicken. That's a totally different ballpark.

If I run a few extra miles tomorrow, I could make it a cheat day..

What is that? Is it like a hot buffalo wing?

[Speaker to Animals]

We have a chicken shack here that is Tennessee hot chicken. That's a totally different ballpark.

If I run a few extra miles tomorrow, I could make it a cheat day..

What is that? Is it like a hot buffalo wing?

[Speaker to Animals]