Non-bearded Brethren

[Smitty-48]

Pretty sure Messier is the man who made the look.

[Speaker to Animals]

I've been chrome-dome for about 5 or 6 years. It's a great look, for me anyway, but it takes a lot of daily work to stay as clean cut as I prefer.

I like it, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thick mane I was born with.

So you went with the James Yeager style?

He went with mine.

So you say.

[Fife]

Nyet.

Yuliy Borisovich Briner FTW.

[Smitty-48]

Nyet. Brynner was not actually bald, he shaved his head for effect.

[Fife]

LOL, ok.

Fag Messier was a natural bald, who "made the look," eh?

GTFOH Smits. Not today, tovarisch.

[Smitty-48]

When you're losing it up top, you go Messier up top, Brynner had a choice; disqualified.

[Smitty-48]

Bear in mind, Brynner grew it out, he only shaved it for movies, he had a full head of hair otherwise,

[Fife]

Bear in mind, so does everybody else.

Nobody goes Messier or Jordan bald IRL.

They go Les Nessman bald IRL, and shave and polish the dome clean as a result.

[Smitty-48]

Not the case with Yul, somebody suggested that he shave his head, to get attention, to get movie roles, he wasn't going Nessman at all.

[Speaker to Animals]

Bald people problems.