Literal Odds and Ends
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Guy wiped out on a bike in front of me on the way home on today. Wasn't pretty.
EMTs were there pretty fast. Maybe two minutes.
EMTs were there pretty fast. Maybe two minutes.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Saw one stunting on my drive back from the island. I was just like please lad no I don't have time for this.
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Told Dad I was thinking about getting one a while back. He wasn't in favor. Pretty much agree with him right now.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Had a high school buddy die on a bike just a few months ago. Apparently, he was cut off on a bridge and got launched over the edge somehow.
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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I fucked up at work today again. I'm never going to get that double wide am I? I just wanted to send my kid to school and shit. Very sad rn but it's ok. I have music in another thread.
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First ever MHF Archon though, that must soften the blow.TheReal_ND wrote:I fucked up at work today again. I'm never going to get that double wide am I? I just wanted to send my kid to school and shit. Very sad rn but it's ok. I have music in another thread.
What did you fuck up at work?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Hey man you need to talk?TheReal_ND wrote:I fucked up at work today again. I'm never going to get that double wide am I? I just wanted to send my kid to school and shit. Very sad rn but it's ok. I have music in another thread.
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How did I get so much shit?
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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It's a mystery.Okeefenokee wrote:How did I get so much shit?