Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Rats are quick little vectors for disease.

Sure, once ya get yer hands on it, you can kill it - but you're likely to get scratched and bit up in the process. Now, you aren't absolutely certain to get sepsis and die, but only a fool would believe it was impossible.

Yeah, I could beat a rat in a fight, but it might be a pyrrhic victory so I'm not looking to get into rat-fights.

[DBTrek]

Yeah, I could beat a rat in a fight, but it might be a pyrrhic victory so I'm not looking to get into rat-fights.

Dude, stay focused.
The answer is you could beat a rat in a fight.
That's all that matters.
All the rest of that hand-wringing neurosis - that's just the fear talking.
Shake that shit.
You got the rat.
You got the goose.
These fuckers can't beat us.

[Hastur]

A goose sounds easy. Swans on the other hand...

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Yeah, I could beat a rat in a fight, but it might be a pyrrhic victory so I'm not looking to get into rat-fights.

Dude, stay focused.
The answer is you could beat a rat in a fight.
That's all that matters.
All the rest of that hand-wringing neurosis - that's just the fear talking.
Shake that shit.
You got the rat.
You got the goose.
These fuckers can't beat us.

Sure, if I'm cornered I will unleash the inner beast on a rat - but I'm not set trippin' into rat territory without keeping my head on a swivel.

Gooses can get fucked. They don't own the lake, bruh, and they know I'm coming for 'em.

[DBTrek]

Goat would be a tough one.

I wouldn't want to fight a goat.
Every time I touch one of those pebble-pooping, devil-eyed, bearded beasts at the zoo their necks feel like frickin' stone.
Their whole bodies are like rock - I think.
I mean, I've only patted their sides and touched their heads and necks.
Unlike some forum members I ain't felt a whole goat up.

Anyway, unarmed - I dunno if I could beat a goat, bare-handed.
Forget a ram.
I'm not fucking with any ram.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

To beat a goat you would need to use cunning, not strength. Lull it into a false sense of security with proffered treats before the attack.

But, if the goat knows you're coming, it'll shatter your ribs like nothing.

[Fife]

Poor drtrech

Those goats put up a mighty fight.

[Montegriffo]

Yeah, I could beat a rat in a fight, but it might be a pyrrhic victory so I'm not looking to get into rat-fights.

Dude, stay focused.
The answer is you could beat a rat in a fight.
That's all that matters.
All the rest of that hand-wringing neurosis - that's just the fear talking.
Shake that shit.
You got the rat.
You got the goose.
These fuckers can't beat us.

Sure, if I'm cornered I will unleash the inner beast on a rat - but I'm not set trippin' into rat territory without keeping my head on a swivel.

Gooses can get fucked. They don't own the lake, bruh, and they know I'm coming for 'em.

Yeah, yeah. It's easy to sit behind a keyboard talking shit about geese but unarmed out in the field with an angry goose coming at you you'd be over the hills and far away quicker than an Italian rifleman.

[Martin Hash]

I'm the GOAT

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Sure, if I'm cornered I will unleash the inner beast on a rat - but I'm not set trippin' into rat territory without keeping my head on a swivel.

Gooses can get fucked. They don't own the lake, bruh, and they know I'm coming for 'em.

Yeah, yeah. It's easy to sit behind a keyboard talking shit about geese but unarmed out in the field with an angry goose coming at you you'd be over the hills and far away quicker than an Italian rifleman.

How dare you! I've stared down the barrel of many a gooses dead-eyes and never flinched.