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[Speaker to Animals]

Why we need to cede Hawaii to North Korea:

[Penner]

Would you eat this StA?

[Speaker to Animals]

Would you eat this StA?

Pretty sure eating Nephalim is haram.

[Montegriffo]

Do you know what SPAM is really made out of? Is it really just canned ham or is it more or less really a "mystery" meat?

Original spam is pork, ham,potato starch, sugar and preservatives.
Pork is a vague term for meat slurry.

So, meat slurry= mystery meat?

Mechanically and chemically reclaimed meat. What they do here in the big turkey factories is take off what meat you can from the bones then throw them all in a big vat with giblets, fat, offal etc plus a load of chemicals. The chems disolve it into a slurry which is then mixed in with the burger meat and other processed foods.

Spam is pork slurry set with gelatin. Very high in fat and salt but a long lasting product. Originally made for soldiers in WWII.

[Fife]

Kim Montez-Un FTW

[SuburbanFarmer]

Original spam is pork, ham,potato starch, sugar and preservatives.
Pork is a vague term for meat slurry.

So, meat slurry= mystery meat?

Mechanically and chemically reclaimed meat. What they do here in the big turkey factories is take off what meat you can from the bones then throw them all in a big vat with giblets, fat, offal etc plus a load of chemicals. The chems disolve it into a slurry which is then mixed in with the burger meat and other processed foods.

Spam is pork slurry set with gelatin. Very high in fat and salt but a long lasting product. Originally made for soldiers in WWII.

The really cool part is that American fast food joints are allowed to call that "100% beef".

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, I have come to realize that all this processed food should become a hard pass if you don't want to look like shit. Once you go cold turkey, fat starts going away without much fuss and you build muscle faster. Mostly veggies. Plenty of lean meats. Presto.

[Montegriffo]

So, meat slurry= mystery meat?

Mechanically and chemically reclaimed meat. What they do here in the big turkey factories is take off what meat you can from the bones then throw them all in a big vat with giblets, fat, offal etc plus a load of chemicals. The chems disolve it into a slurry which is then mixed in with the burger meat and other processed foods.

Spam is pork slurry set with gelatin. Very high in fat and salt but a long lasting product. Originally made for soldiers in WWII.

The really cool part is that American fast food joints are allowed to call that "100% beef".

Well it does all come from cattle, just not the bits you would necessarily call beef or even meat.

Veggie burgers are sounding slightly nicer now eh chaps?

[Speaker to Animals]

Those black bean burgers are actually pretty good. Not as an actual hamburger, though. Just cook it separately and eat it by itself.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Mechanically and chemically reclaimed meat. What they do here in the big turkey factories is take off what meat you can from the bones then throw them all in a big vat with giblets, fat, offal etc plus a load of chemicals. The chems disolve it into a slurry which is then mixed in with the burger meat and other processed foods.

Spam is pork slurry set with gelatin. Very high in fat and salt but a long lasting product. Originally made for soldiers in WWII.

The really cool part is that American fast food joints are allowed to call that "100% beef".

Well it does all come from cattle, just not the bits you would necessarily call beef or even meat.

Veggie burgers are sounding slightly nicer now eh chaps?

Fuck no. Just buy better meat.