Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[TheReal_ND]

[Fife]

At least Todd has the support of a good woman to get him through the bad times.

[C-Mag]

At least Todd has the support of a good woman to get him through the bad times.

Todd is one Lucky Guy. He should buy her something to cheer her up and apologize.

[Speaker to Animals]

At least Todd has the support of a good woman to get him through the bad times.

Todd seems to have learned a timeless truth about the homo sapiens female.

[Ex-California]

It's ok, we have a law for that.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/may ... heobserver

http://howtorunapub.co.uk/weights-measures/

Sell a customer short and the state can fine you £1000

Do you understand how retarded that is and how much easier it could be solved by the free market?

No. I have no idea how retarded it is to get what you pay for. Please explain to me why a pub should be able to sell me 3/4 of a pint and charge me for a whole one.

So you don't get your pint. You tattle tale to the authorities, make the bar owner jump through hoops, and eventually they get fined. Then you're persona non grata at the bar and everyone had to pay for you being mad while the bar probably stays in business

Instead, the first time you don't get a whole pint you bitch right to the bartender and have them fill you up all the way. If they can't figure out how to fill it up, or if you're really pissed off, you don't go back to the bar. If they screw enough people over like you customers stop showing up, and the bar goes out of business at no cost to the taxpayers

[K@th]

More likely, Todd and his woman had a discussion about how they should sell before it dropped, but Todd wanted to surprise her by being a badass risk taker.

[Fife]

Do you understand how retarded that is and how much easier it could be solved by the free market?

No. I have no idea how retarded it is to get what you pay for. Please explain to me why a pub should be able to sell me 3/4 of a pint and charge me for a whole one.

So you don't get your pint. You tattle tale to the authorities, make the bar owner jump through hoops, and eventually they get fined. Then you're persona non grata at the bar and everyone had to pay for you being mad while the bar probably stays in business

Instead, the first time you don't get a whole pint you bitch right to the bartender and have them fill you up all the way. If they can't figure out how to fill it up, or if you're really pissed off, you don't go back to the bar. If they screw enough people over like you customers stop showing up, and the bar goes out of business at no cost to the taxpayers

Why do you hate the Pint Inspector? How's he gonna feed his kids if we do away with surprise inspections at the pub?

Won't *someone* think of the alcoholic limey children????

:goteam: :drunk:

[K@th]

No. I have no idea how retarded it is to get what you pay for. Please explain to me why a pub should be able to sell me 3/4 of a pint and charge me for a whole one.

Really don't understand your point on this. Why would you call a cop in this case instead of saying, "hey, bartender, fill 'er up; I paid for a full pint."

If I buy something at the store and it's broken when I take it from the box, I don't call the police.

[Montegriffo]

Do you understand how retarded that is and how much easier it could be solved by the free market?

No. I have no idea how retarded it is to get what you pay for. Please explain to me why a pub should be able to sell me 3/4 of a pint and charge me for a whole one.

So you don't get your pint. You tattle tale to the authorities, make the bar owner jump through hoops, and eventually they get fined. Then you're persona non grata at the bar and everyone had to pay for you being mad while the bar probably stays in business

Instead, the first time you don't get a whole pint you bitch right to the bartender and have them fill you up all the way. If they can't figure out how to fill it up, or if you're really pissed off, you don't go back to the bar. If they screw enough people over like you customers stop showing up, and the bar goes out of business at no cost to the taxpayers

That's not how it works. Her Majesty's inspectors from weights and measures random test pubs to ensure fair play. If the pub fails it will be issued a warning, if it repeat offends only then will it be fined. Why are you defending a pub's right to rip me off?
Sure if I order a pint and it falls short I will ask the bartender if it's possible to squeeze a shot of vodka into it. If he answers yes I will respond ''fill it up with fucking beer then''.

[Speaker to Animals]

No. I have no idea how retarded it is to get what you pay for. Please explain to me why a pub should be able to sell me 3/4 of a pint and charge me for a whole one.

Really don't understand your point on this. Why would you call a cop in this case instead of saying, "hey, bartender, fill 'er up; I paid for a full pint."

If I buy something at the store and it's broken when I take it from the box, I don't call the police.

It likely happens to you all the time because we don't have very good enforcement like this. You just don't know any better, even though you are getting defrauded when it happens.

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/ways-ba ... d=20940303