You guys have not seen academia from the inside like I did. Most science these days is a fucking farce. They are like cargo cultists carrying out patterns of behavior they perceive as bringing the cargo gods' favor and making the "science" happen. Very few people with doctorates these days have any idea of what they are doing. A lot of them still have a good understanding of science already done, how systems work, etc. But actually conducting valid experiments.. LOL, no.
Imagine for a moment a 17 year old high school girl writing a paper to prove some weird thesis she chose. She pours through all the books and whatnot looking for anything that supports it, ignoring anything that refutes it, and writes the paper without acknowledging that there exists reason to doubt the thesis. Now juice that up with some slightly difficult math that she doesn't really understand, but she plugs in her numbers in the equation, and add in a fair amount of tweaking the raw data to make it fit the thesis she already knows has to be correct, and there you have the typical writer of a research paper.
When I tell you people we are -- right the fuck now -- in a dark age, I am fucking serious.