What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:52 pm

Sir Hash, me lord... the adventurers have been battling a dragon all afternoon that's been lighting up your keep...

They'll be fresh again tomorrow, me lord.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:15 pm

My cousin’s out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.

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Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:27 am

As morning dawns on another new day...

the hardy adventurers... those that are left... are sweeping up rubble and rebuilding walls.

Some haven't been seen since the great dragon debacle.

Perhaps they will return, once normalcy returns to the domain of Lord Hash.

It appears Smitty has returned to his human form... and no word from Paladin Capps...
but rumour has it he is searching for a cleric who will remove the curse from his sword.

In other news, Emperor Trump appears to want to clamp down on magically repeating crossbows...
Remove the crossbows first, due process later is his latest slogan.

and is proposing tariffs on iron from surrounding Kingdoms... the Mercurians are in an uproar!

The Gaians of course hover ever ready to seize the Empire... and force it to kneel to their Goddess... or GodeZ as some refer to Them.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:30 am

I just got back from banging a hot drow chick in the Underdark. What happened?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:03 am

Well deserved, Ranger STA...

After the successful raid on the Mess... and uneventful guard duty you were due for some R&R...

Just sweeping up rubble and dragon shit around here.

Keeping an eye out for a sneak attack by Paladin Capps who is unaccounted for.

News from the Underdark... are they allying with MAGA?
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DBTrek » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:15 am

DrYouth wrote: Keeping an eye out for a sneak attack by Paladin Capps who is unaccounted for.
Yesterday would’ve been the day for a resurgence, if the Kanadashians wanted to solidify their gains by permanently alienating the members who left until March 1st.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DrYouth » Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:54 pm

No sign of C-Mag or Hastur...

Nuke's gonna need a Resurrection....

At least he went out fighting.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:05 pm

Rumour has it the ban on quidditch talk so upset paladin Capps that he has exiled himself into the wilderness.
Seems rather unnecessary considering there is a room at the inn set aside for just such talk.
Turns out Capps was in fact a Princess in boys garb all along.
Maybe she is searching for a frog to kiss somewhere in the swamp. That might also explain Nuke's disappearance.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by DBTrek » Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:19 pm

Nay, sires.

Capps hath relayed a tale of woe and treachery unto me, one which explains his strange disappearance.

Five gold or my lips remain sealed.
Ten, if ye haggle.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II

Post by Fife » Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:33 pm

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