Sir Hash, me lord... the adventurers have been battling a dragon all afternoon that's been lighting up your keep...
They'll be fresh again tomorrow, me lord.
What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
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DrYouth
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Speaker to Animals
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
My cousin’s out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
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DrYouth
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As morning dawns on another new day...
the hardy adventurers... those that are left... are sweeping up rubble and rebuilding walls.
Some haven't been seen since the great dragon debacle.
Perhaps they will return, once normalcy returns to the domain of Lord Hash.
It appears Smitty has returned to his human form... and no word from Paladin Capps...
but rumour has it he is searching for a cleric who will remove the curse from his sword.
In other news, Emperor Trump appears to want to clamp down on magically repeating crossbows...
Remove the crossbows first, due process later is his latest slogan.
and is proposing tariffs on iron from surrounding Kingdoms... the Mercurians are in an uproar!
The Gaians of course hover ever ready to seize the Empire... and force it to kneel to their Goddess... or GodeZ as some refer to Them.
the hardy adventurers... those that are left... are sweeping up rubble and rebuilding walls.
Some haven't been seen since the great dragon debacle.
Perhaps they will return, once normalcy returns to the domain of Lord Hash.
It appears Smitty has returned to his human form... and no word from Paladin Capps...
but rumour has it he is searching for a cleric who will remove the curse from his sword.
In other news, Emperor Trump appears to want to clamp down on magically repeating crossbows...
Remove the crossbows first, due process later is his latest slogan.
and is proposing tariffs on iron from surrounding Kingdoms... the Mercurians are in an uproar!
The Gaians of course hover ever ready to seize the Empire... and force it to kneel to their Goddess... or GodeZ as some refer to Them.
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Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Speaker to Animals
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
I just got back from banging a hot drow chick in the Underdark. What happened?
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DrYouth
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
Well deserved, Ranger STA...
After the successful raid on the Mess... and uneventful guard duty you were due for some R&R...
Just sweeping up rubble and dragon shit around here.
Keeping an eye out for a sneak attack by Paladin Capps who is unaccounted for.
News from the Underdark... are they allying with MAGA?
After the successful raid on the Mess... and uneventful guard duty you were due for some R&R...
Just sweeping up rubble and dragon shit around here.
Keeping an eye out for a sneak attack by Paladin Capps who is unaccounted for.
News from the Underdark... are they allying with MAGA?
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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DBTrek
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Yesterday would’ve been the day for a resurgence, if the Kanadashians wanted to solidify their gains by permanently alienating the members who left until March 1st.DrYouth wrote: Keeping an eye out for a sneak attack by Paladin Capps who is unaccounted for.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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DrYouth
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
No sign of C-Mag or Hastur...
Nuke's gonna need a Resurrection....
At least he went out fighting.
Nuke's gonna need a Resurrection....
At least he went out fighting.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Montegriffo
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign II
Rumour has it the ban on quidditch talk so upset paladin Capps that he has exiled himself into the wilderness.
Seems rather unnecessary considering there is a room at the inn set aside for just such talk.
Turns out Capps was in fact a Princess in boys garb all along.
Maybe she is searching for a frog to kiss somewhere in the swamp. That might also explain Nuke's disappearance.
Seems rather unnecessary considering there is a room at the inn set aside for just such talk.
Turns out Capps was in fact a Princess in boys garb all along.
Maybe she is searching for a frog to kiss somewhere in the swamp. That might also explain Nuke's disappearance.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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DBTrek
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Nay, sires.
Capps hath relayed a tale of woe and treachery unto me, one which explains his strange disappearance.
Five gold or my lips remain sealed.
Ten, if ye haggle.
Capps hath relayed a tale of woe and treachery unto me, one which explains his strange disappearance.
Five gold or my lips remain sealed.
Ten, if ye haggle.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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