Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[Okeefenokee]

These memes are terrible, Monty. No wonder Brexit and Trump happened.

This.

[Ex-California]

[Haumana]

Damn, that one is visceral. That fruity bow tie juxtaposed against the bound and blindfolded guy getting dumped off a roof caught me this morning.

Monte, that's how a meme is done.

[Fife]

[Fife]

[Fife]

:goteam:

[TheReal_ND]

[TheReal_ND]

[TheReal_ND]

>The kids' soccer game was cancelled
>try to text wife at home but phone is out of batteries
>fucking iPhones...
>have to turn right around and drive 45 minutes home
>when we get home, there's a stranger's car in the driveway
>defcon. fucking. zero.
>tell the kids to escape to the neighbors house
>sneak in the front door like a fucking ninja
>obvious signs of a struggle, disheveled furniture, clothes everywhere
>glimmer of hope knowing my wife is a fighter
>follow sounds to master bedroom, see wife sucking off the robber
>I'm absolutely shocked
>who knew my wife was such a tactical genius
>her plan works perfectly and I am able to sneak up and brain the motherfucker with a folding chair
>wife looks shocked, starts crying and apologizing for some reason, saying "this isn't what it looks like"
>grab her and say "I know exactly what this is..."
>she asks "y-you do??"
>"yes... this is... THE BEST HOME DEFENSE STRATEGY EVER"
>wife looks confused, probably just the shock wearing off
>congratulate my wife for saving our children's lives
>news van's arrive, tell them the story
>hfw she's a hero

[pineapplemike]

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