What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by C-Mag » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:51 pm

Penner wrote:
C-Mag wrote:
DBTrek wrote:Signed on with a pirate crew.
They gave me weapons and Rum.

So long, suckers.
I'm joining your pirate crew.

You had me at weapons and Rum.
Yeah, I want in on this pirate crew.
That makes 3, now we even have a Wench.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Penner » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:58 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Penner wrote:
C-Mag wrote:
I'm joining your pirate crew.

You had me at weapons and Rum.
Yeah, I want in on this pirate crew.
That makes 3, now we even have a Wench.
Dude, Kath is our leader. 4 and you will be our wench.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by C-Mag » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:37 pm

Penner wrote:
C-Mag wrote:
Penner wrote:
Yeah, I want in on this pirate crew.
That makes 3, now we even have a Wench.
Dude, Kath is our leader. 4 and you will be our wench.
Yeah, I don't think so Wench.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:37 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Hastur wrote:Since I never could focus on anything enough I have be dual class. First Thief then switched to Mage.
Must be human then.

According to this guide I'm Lawful Good which would explain my change of class.

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Hmmmmmmmm................. I'm Chaotic Neutral
Chaotic Neutral as well.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:39 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:Oh, I get it now, that explains everything, never really got what that was all about.

So, in D&D, you're not allowed to deviate from your chosen of the above choices?

You can't make any choices which are out of character?

Just another reason I wouldn't like it, the Duality of Smitty ain't having that, Carl Jung.
It's more of a guideline for your character. Just a way to stay consistent.

In your case, it would be Lawful Neutral.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Penner » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:46 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Penner wrote:
C-Mag wrote:
That makes 3, now we even have a Wench.
Dude, Kath is our leader. 4 and you will be our wench.
Yeah, I don't think so Wench.

We have to raid Mont's home and take away all of his gold coins.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by C-Mag » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:48 pm

OK, what are his defenses ?
We should scout that first.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Penner » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:52 pm

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Smitty-48 wrote:Oh, I get it now, that explains everything, never really got what that was all about.

So, in D&D, you're not allowed to deviate from your chosen of the above choices?

You can't make any choices which are out of character?

Just another reason I wouldn't like it, the Duality of Smitty ain't having that, Carl Jung.
It's more of a guideline for your character. Just a way to stay consistent.

In your case, it would be Lawful Neutral.

You can follow this chart as well, IMO:

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:52 pm

Did somebody say pirates? Yup. Lawful characters are going to have wrecktify.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:13 pm

To answer the OP:

As day 2 dawns on the MHF D&D ClusterFuck, there's a giant pile of bodies, and a heavily wounded Smitty covered in blood, and arguing with himself over magic rings. Several party members immediately fucked off and boarded a ship, then killed each other. The survivors are huddled together on the other side of the street, debating their moral codes and philosophy.

The townsfolk are horrified, and the local officials declare the area to be ridden with plague (mind-vapors).
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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