The Chapel

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Re: The Chapel

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:20 am

Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:I always thought he was supposed to have died the Friday before Easter.

Dying on a Saturday? Bad form, hit the bricks Witnesses. :snooty:

Imagine the disappointment for that first generation of Jehova's Witnesses who showed up to Jerusalem a day late with their palm leaves only to find the a sealed tomb.

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Re: The Chapel

Post by DrYouth » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:24 am

Jehovah's Witness has a very cult like feel in my neck of the woods.
The rules of fellowship and disfellowship are extremely harsh.
The rules can be quite arbitrary... the classic example being accepting a blood transfusion even to save your life.
The rule by "Elders" is authoritarian and absolute.
I imagine there is a sense of security that comes with this harshness.... but it is brittle at the edges.
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Re: The Chapel

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:25 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:I always thought he was supposed to have died the Friday before Easter.

Dying on a Saturday? Bad form, hit the bricks Witnesses. :snooty:

Imagine the disappointment for that first generation of Jehova's Witnesses who showed up to Jerusalem a day late with their palm leaves only to find the a sealed tomb.
True history fact: they used that day, just milling around and waiting like a bunch of chodes, to draw their first stupid little comic.
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: The Chapel

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:50 am

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Re: The Chapel

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:18 am

Fundamentalist Christianity = Fundamentalist Islam = Fundamentalist Judaism
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: The Chapel

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:21 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Fundamentalist Christianity = Fundamentalist Islam = Fundamentalist Judaism

LOL, what?

There is no fundamentalist Judaism and ALL of Islam is fundamentalist.

Do you still not know what the fuck that word means?

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Re: The Chapel

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:26 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Fundamentalist Christianity = Fundamentalist Islam = Fundamentalist Judaism

LOL, what?

There is no fundamentalist Judaism and ALL of Islam is fundamentalist.

Do you still not know what the fuck that word means?
Impressive levels of ignorance on display. I stand in awe...
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: The Chapel

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:27 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Fundamentalist Christianity = Fundamentalist Islam = Fundamentalist Judaism

LOL, what?

There is no fundamentalist Judaism and ALL of Islam is fundamentalist.

Do you still not know what the fuck that word means?
Impressive levels of ignorance on display. I stand in awe...
Definition of fundamentalism
1 a often capitalized : a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching
b : the beliefs of this movement
c : adherence to such beliefs

a minister noted for his strict fundamentalism

2 : a movement or attitude stressing strict and literal adherence to a set of basic principles

Islamic fundamentalism

political fundamentalism

Note the emphasis on literal interpretation.

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Re: The Chapel

Post by K@th » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:38 am

DrYouth wrote:Jehovah's Witness has a very cult like feel in my neck of the woods.
I know ex-JW. Her family won't speak to her. It's a cult; it meets every definition of the word.
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Re: The Chapel

Post by DrYouth » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:56 am

Wikipedia wrote:Jewish fundamentalism (Hebrew: פונדמנטליזם יהודי‬) may refer to[1] militant Religious Zionism[2] or Ashkenazi or Sephardic Haredi Judaism.[2] The term "fundamentalism" was originally used in reference to Christian fundamentalism but today commonly refers to the anti-modernist movements of any religion based on literal interpretation of religious scriptures.[3]
For the most part I'm going to give this to STA...

But Wiki is lenient about Grumpcat's error because it doesn't like to be fundamentalist about fundamentalism... :snicker:
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