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[TheReal_ND]

Rick, who was actually not transgendered at all, disregarded the strange effects that the new 5g towers being put up all along the highway were having on his mind. He knew the feds were doing gay ops these days and turning the frogs gay. He popped in an eight track tape of his favorite song,



As his sick whip hit 88 mph and his right arm reached a fully extended 45 degree angle suddenly a Time Warp opened up. As he began cruising down the warp he thought to himself, "I'm coming for you mein Führer"

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

As an indigo child, with genes inherited from the kindly Pleiadians, Rick knew he was protected from the dangerous, DNA obliterating effects of the 5G. Before embracing his true, intersex nature, he might have been in danger... but ever since accepting his non-binary, 2-spirit self, he was free from the false racial identity that had caused him so much trouble. He still loved the remixes, of course - a good jam is a good jam - but it held no philosophical importance any longer.

[Montegriffo]

To celebrate his newfound sexual freedom Rick thrust his all-time favourite song into the outdated in-car entertainment system and boogied all the way to his meeting with the Fuhrer.

His double life as a time-travelling hitman was about to reach its zenith...

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Rick knew that the plan, vouchsafed to him by the Angels, was perfect. By seducing the Fuhrer, and liberating him, the resentment and hatred would wash away in the eddies of homosexual pleasure. Even considering the Chancellors micro-penis, the light of sexual freedom could shine through to his heart.

[Montegriffo]

Rick had always wondered if the song was true.
Now he knew, there it was suspended in splendid singularity just inches from his face.

[pineapplemike]

Overwhelmed with emotion, Rick's heart stopped beating and he dropped dead.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

As his immortal soul left his body, he could feel the light of Agape filling it to the point of bursting. The unconditional, Christ-like love for all people, of every race or gender illuminated his passing, and he knew he had become one with infinite grace afforded to all.

He had shed this mortal coil without descending into the pathetic morass of resentment, and was able to take his place in the heavenly chorus.

[DrYouth]

But wait...

Along his path along the Milky Way he encounters the Judge of Souls!

The judge considers him thoughtfully, his eyes seeing him fully like he's never been observed before.

Ricky knows he can hide nothing, his plastic surgery and surgically engineered penis cannot protect him from the penetrating gaze of this entity.

The judge sees Ricky's warrior spirit that has been suppressed for so long, yearning for combat, yearning for glory.

"Valhalla is that way sister", chuckles the Judge.

[clubgop]

Awaiting inside this "Valhalla" is the interior of a Chick-Fil-A it was at that moment she knew that God had not chosen poorly, she did.

[Montegriffo]

Unfortunately, as a life long vegan, Rick wasn't stepping into that hell so he carried on in his search for Nirvana.
It was that or the Krishnas, he'd always felt that orange went well with his eyes and their lentil curries were to die for.