Authentic America

[TheReal_ND]

Fuck all of you. Texas BBQ.

No such thing. We use a slightly modified version of OKC if there is any difference at all.

Shit was good when I was there, dude. Beef brisket is all I want from BBQ.

Telling Carolina BBQ people to eat a dick is redundant, though. Fun fact, it's just dicks and the "sauce" is Italian salad dressing from Walmart.

I know. They use vinegar base. OKC is tomato based with worschester sauce. You have to go WAY north in Texas to find authentic molasses based KC BBQ and even then expect to wait in line around the next block.

[Speaker to Animals]

[TheReal_ND]

Rudy's is garbage hate to break it to you. And I'm not even speaking from my KC bias I mean that is fast food tier garbage.

Also, whoever does the mustard base has me intrigued. I don't know what region it is but it sounds good.

[TheReal_ND]

If you want to know the secret to finding good BBQ you have to find the smallest town that you can even find on a map and cross-check to make sure the smokehouse is about a hundred years old and made of wood.

[Fife]

It's hard to be too rough on you yankee boys just because you're ignorant.

But you're big boys and really ought to know better. If you can't get the good stuff in Memphis or Jackson, come see my boy in Nashville who brought us a good place almost like home.

[TheReal_ND]

It's hard to be too rough on you yankee boys just because you're ignorant.

But you're big boys and really ought to know better. If you can't get the good stuff in Memphis or Jackson, come see my boy in Nashville who brought us a good place almost like home.

Nobody gives a fuck about you stupid hillbillies keep your garbage sifting pigs on your own pit you fucking toothless addicts.

Also, who does the mustard based? I need to know. I never had it.

[C-Mag]

The Hamburgler just Tweeted in his choice

[DBTrek]

The Hamburgler just Tweeted in his choice

Well, the Hamburglar is a Yankee, so we understand.

[TheReal_ND]

OP wants authentic America well this is authentic America. This is in Luling. About a hundred years old or so I think. About the best damn OKC style BBQ you can get in Texas I reckon.

[DBTrek]

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This list would coincide with my view of America.
As would this:


But I'm afraid the Greater Seattle Area sees America more like this: