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Post by heydaralon » Fri May 05, 2017 8:31 pm

Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws?












Outlaws are wanted
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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri May 05, 2017 8:36 pm

What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?







There are skid marks before the snake.

Sorry lawyers.
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Post by C-Mag » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:40 am

Okeefenokee wrote:
Fri May 05, 2017 8:36 pm
What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?







There are skid marks before the snake.

Sorry lawyers.
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Post by C-Mag » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:41 am

What's the difference in the way Conservatives and Liberals sign checks ?





Conservatives sign them on the front.
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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:53 am

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:
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Knock knock.
Don't answer the door, it's a guy in a black cloak carrying a scythe.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:08 am

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Post by Fife » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:15 am

Fuck that guy.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:34 am

Best Doctor ever.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:35 am

He was all right. That was about as good as that shit show was ever going to get when he was on it.