Attention faggots, there's a brand-new 2017 fag version of A Christmas Story playing on Fox tonight it appears. I walked in the TV room and it took me about 30 seconds to figure out what is going on.
Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to pluck a bottle from the cupboard and youtube something American for my Christmas misery.
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BIG Holiday Thread
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Fife
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Speaker to Animals
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You're welcome.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Lemme guess. All-black cast, and the kid wants a new pair of sneakers.Fife wrote:Attention faggots, there's a brand-new 2017 fag version of A Christmas Story playing on Fox tonight it appears. I walked in the TV room and it took me about 30 seconds to figure out what is going on.
Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to pluck a bottle from the cupboard and youtube something American for my Christmas misery.
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DrYouth
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lolSpeaker to Animals wrote:You jealous of his new woman?DrYouth wrote:My brother's over with his latest woman.
A never ending midlife crisis this guy.
Always with the one upmanship.
Ah well... got some good booze to take the edge off.
His kids and my kids enjoy each others company.
Cheers! Hope you are all getting some holiday cheer on.
I'm happy with mine thanks!
He pretty much found himself a carbon copy of mine...
They're like twins. If he hangs on to her I think they will get on fine.
But he probably won't.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Speaker to Animals
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DrYouth wrote:lolSpeaker to Animals wrote:You jealous of his new woman?DrYouth wrote:My brother's over with his latest woman.
A never ending midlife crisis this guy.
Always with the one upmanship.
Ah well... got some good booze to take the edge off.
His kids and my kids enjoy each others company.
Cheers! Hope you are all getting some holiday cheer on.
I'm happy with mine thanks!
He pretty much found himself a carbon copy of mine...
They're like twins. If he hangs on to her I think they will get on fine.
But he probably won't.
Sad!
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Fife
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Fife
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Montegriffo
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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DrYouth
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Which part?Speaker to Animals wrote:Sad!
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
