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Re: Woodworking thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat May 26, 2018 11:32 am

Need help with a sasquatch trap design.

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Post by Fife » Sat May 26, 2018 11:53 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:32 am
Need help with a sasquatch trap design.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat May 26, 2018 12:01 pm

Fife wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:53 am
Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:32 am
Need help with a sasquatch trap design.

Look, if the Israelites could kill all of them in Canaan, we should be able to kill them with rifles.

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Post by Fife » Sat May 26, 2018 12:04 pm

I'm thinking of a big pit trap. We'll need to make it impossible to scale out of. Gonna need a couple of kickass backhoes.

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat May 26, 2018 12:11 pm

Why not just deploy claymores around the edges of your property?

You want to kill a man-like creature, so kill it the same way as a man.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat May 26, 2018 12:22 pm

Because all the cultural and historical accounts of nephalim state they are hugely more powerful than men. If they still exist, it would be pretty difficult to take them out.

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Re: Woodworking thread

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat May 26, 2018 12:55 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 12:22 pm
Because all the cultural and historical accounts of nephalim state they are hugely more powerful than men. If they still exist, it would be pretty difficult to take them out.
I'm pretty confident that:

A) A claymore will kill anything short of an elephant.
B) If you're referring to biblical half-angel Nephalim prowling around your house, you've got much bigger problems.
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Re: Woodworking thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat May 26, 2018 1:02 pm

Not half-angel.

An admixture of two different hominids (Cain and Seth).

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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat May 26, 2018 1:07 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim
The Nephilim /ˈnɛfɪˌlɪm/ (Hebrew: נְפִילִים‬, nefilim) were the offspring of the "sons of God" and the "daughters of men" before the Deluge, according to Genesis 6:1–4 of the Bible.

A similar or identical biblical Hebrew term, read as "Nephilim" by some scholars, or as the word "fallen" by others, appears in Ezekiel 32:27.[1][2]

When people began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that they were fair; and they took wives for themselves of all that they chose. Then the Lord said, “My spirit shall not abide in mortals forever, for they are flesh; their days shall be one hundred twenty years.” The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went in to the daughters of humans, who bore children to them. These were the heroes that were of old, warriors of renown.
— Genesis 6:1–4, New Revised Standard Version
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Re: Woodworking thread

Post by Haumana » Sat May 26, 2018 1:08 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:30 am

They got big fast. They look like little raptors sprinting back and forth down the rows in the garden.

You get to see the volcano yet?
They do get big fast. They are crazy creatures. Our first chicken we raised from a tiny little peeper and she became a house pet. Her laying nest was on top of our Border Collies crate and she would come racing down the hallway, becawing the whole way, straight to the refrigerator. She would peck the top drawer if she wanted a grape or the bottom drawer if she wanted some deli meat for her treat. HAHA! That chicken.......


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No eyes on the volcano and no Vog either though. I do wonder about Quazigriz(?) though. If you are on FB this guy has been the go to guy for all the local information. He has emerged as the hub of the coconut wireless network. :D

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