Why Can’t America Have Beerhalls?

[StCapps]

I like PK, but he is cringe worthy a lot, I see him constantly mugging and acting the fool, and I can totally see why he gets on everyones nerves, it's funny the first few times, five years later it's just plain old annoying.

He doesn't take himself too seriously, and he doesn't fit into the humble cliche hockey culture who hate athletes with personalities with fiery passion. Quite frankly I side PK antics over boring ass cliche whiners who don't know how to sell themselves to the media and are jealous. More PK Subbans in the NHL would be great, fuck the old stuffy attitude. Not everyone has to be Bobby Orr, let PK be PK, faggoty ass real locker room cancers that can't handle it, they can go.

PK Subban > Jealous Hostile Witnesses
Who knew?

[Smitty-48]

I can say that I honestly would like to have PK's skill set on the Leafs, but I totally get why Babsariello wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, he is an annoying uppity black man who can't just relax in the saddle and get along, but rather constantly mugs and chatters until he gets on everybody's nerves, which is the dictionary definition of Room Cancer, that is what Room Cancer is all about.

[StCapps]

I can say that I honestly would like to have PK's skill set on the Leafs, but I totally get why Babsariello wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, he is an annoying uppity black man who can't just relax in the saddle and get along, but rather constantly mugs and chatters until he gets on everybody's nerves, which is the dictionary definition of Room Cancer, that is what Room Cancer is all about.

The NHL could use more mugging and chattering and less people who get butthurt by that kind of stuff. The hostile witness butthurt whiners are locker room cancer, not PK. PK is relaxed in the saddle, and that's what rubs the stuffy humble cliche fags the wrong way.

[Smitty-48]

Meh, I'm old school, the model for me is Wendel Clark, facta non verba.

[StCapps]

Meh, I'm old school, the model for me is Wendel Clark, facta non verba.

I'm cool with Wendel Clark, but not everyone is Wendel Clark. Let PK be PK, I want real athletes, not cookie cutter cliches just trying to fit in incongruously by parroting the genuinely humble athletes at the top of the sport who everyone loves, that's lame. Not everyone can be Bobby Orr, so trying to force that on everyone is dumb. Turning one of your best players into scapegoat for being a little different, that's how you turn your team into a dumpster fire right quick.

Hockey culture needs to grow up a little, Old School is fine, but not everyone should be forced to be Old School or GTFO, that's retarded, hockey culture has gone too far and needs to dial that bullshit back.

[Smitty-48]

PK don't bother me from afar, if Nashville likes him, great, altho, if they like him so much, I can't see why they would be calling Ottawa on Karlsson, because there's no way Ottawa is taking Ryan Ellis back in the deal, if Karlsson is going to Nashville, PK has to be going the other way, and Poile is not even making that call, unless he has got the green light from PK already.

So I suspect, that things may not actually be so rosy behind the scenes in Nashville after all.

[StCapps]

PK don't bother me from afar, if Nashville likes him, great, altho, if they like him so much, I can't see why they would be calling Ottawa on Karlsson, because there's no way Ottawa is taking Ryan Ellis back in the deal, if Karlsson is going to Nashville, PK has to be going the other way, and Poile is not even making that call, unless he has got the green light from PK already.

So I suspect, that things may not actually be so rosy behind the scenes in Nashville after all.

Like I said, preferring Karlsson to Subban is not an indictment of Subban. That's like saying preferring Karlsson to Doughty would somehow be a knock on Doughty to point of maybe Doughty is a locker room cancer, he's an uppity white guy after all, he's not captain humble.

Knock off the ultimate hair splitting of elite talent already. You are reading way too much into obvious hostile witness propaganda and media fops trying to sell a story more by embellishing the fuck out of it.

[StCapps]

I mean, all the biggest knocks on Subban are shared by Doughty, except he is a little bit better, and he's white. Yet the media loves them some Doughty and hates PK Subban. Obvious double standard is obvious. If you hate PK you should hate Drew Doughty too, unless you are just overcompensating for the Fake Norris and worse contract.

[Smitty-48]

Just sayun', where there's smoke there's fire, and two smoke columns in a row over PK, in just one year, is quite the pattern.

[Smitty-48]

I mean, all the biggest knocks on Subban are shared by Doughty, except he is a little bit better, and he's white. Yet the media loves them some Doughty and hates PK Subban.

I actually think Doughty is overrated. Same as PK. I'd honestly rather have Ryan McDonagh at 4.7.