MHF - Hockey Thread

[Smitty-48]

Compher's on fuego. Role player stepping up in the playoffs.

If Compher can do it, MacKinnon has no excuse, all they have is Vlasic. Burns and Karlsson only really coming up big offensively. Get pucks in behind Karlsson and Burns and force them to turn around and face their own goal, and they are an exploitable liability, and the Avs have taken advantage of it.

Nathan MacMatthews has gone Pouty Time.

[StCapps]

Get them to turn their backs to the forecheck to retrieve pucks, win the battle down low, get traffic in front, get pucks on net, wash-rinse-repeat, they are SO beatable. Don't fucking choke.

[StCapps]

Hockey Gods love that Shark cock, ridiculous.

[Smitty-48]

Hockey Gods love that Shark cock, ridiculous.

Loafs West team defence got caved in, couldn't break the cycle to clear. So Loafy.

[StCapps]

Hockey Gods love that Shark cock, ridiculous.

Loafs West team defence got caved in, couldn't break the cycle to clear. So Loafy.

That's because of a broken stick at the most convienent possible time for the Sharks. Fucking douche baggery by the hockey gods, they have completely fallen in love with the Sharks and will give them the luckiest bounces possible. If the Avs win this game, I'd be fucking shocked, despite ouplaying them in every period by a notable margin.

[Smitty-48]

That's because of a broken stick at the most convienent possible time for the Sharks.

Jake Gardiner-esque. So Loafy.

[StCapps]

That's because of a broken stick at the most convienent possible time for the Sharks.

Jake Gardiner-esque. So Loafy.

Dude, it's a broken stick, it ain't on Zadorov, that's the hockey gods shitting on my hockey team and waiting for the perfect time to try and fuck them in the ass. Flukey bullshit that can only happen with the blessing of the hockey gods, all there is to it.

[StCapps]

Fuck yes. Game Seven, fuck you San Jose.

Makar to Landeskog, net front presence rewarded, pucks on net rewarded. Deserved that one 100%, nearly robbed by the hockey gods.

Thanks Martin Jones, way to crap the bed.

[Smitty-48]

Erik Karlsson pulls a Morgan Rielly, weak effort, waves a stick at him, no check.

[StCapps]

Erik Karlsson pulls a Morgan Rielly, weak effort, waves a stick at him, no check.

San Jose defense overrated defensively, like I say, they've got Vlasic, and that's it. Karlsson and Burns getting by on their offense but not great defensively, or at least the Avs have their number in that regard, but the Avs are exposing them either way.