Re: Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[SuburbanFarmer]

My wife is totally transfixed by Tiger King, I don't know what it's about but she's binge watching it

Reality show about one of the old school Florida cracker holdovers. Those guys were common when I was a kid.

She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"

very few of us escaped to the North. Most are still wallowing in that time, and left behind by the changes.

[StCapps]

My wife is totally transfixed by Tiger King, I don't know what it's about but she's binge watching it

Reality show about one of the old school Florida cracker holdovers. Those guys were common when I was a kid.

She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"

It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch. Not sure why Grumpy is emphasizing the Florida of it when the dude is from Oklahoma.

[Smitty-48]

Reality show about one of the old school Florida cracker holdovers. Those guys were common when I was a kid.

She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"

It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch.

Yeah, I just can't into tv right now

Unless it's MMA pay-per-view

That's where my attention span is for tv right now

It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news

[StCapps]

She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"

It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch.

Yeah, I just can't into tv right now

Unless it's MMA pay-per-view

That's where my attention span is for tv right now

It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news

The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.

[Smitty-48]

It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch.

Yeah, I just can't into tv right now

Unless it's MMA pay-per-view

That's where my attention span is for tv right now

It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news

The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.

Maybe I'll check it out someday, doesn't sound like a must watch for me tho

[StCapps]

Yeah, I just can't into tv right now

Unless it's MMA pay-per-view

That's where my attention span is for tv right now

It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news

The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.

Maybe I'll check it out someday, doesn't sound like a must watch for me tho

It's not a must watch, but it's a fun watch. All the major characters are total nutjobs, plenty of lulz to be had.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Reality show about one of the old school Florida cracker holdovers. Those guys were common when I was a kid.

She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"

It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch. Not sure why Grumpy is emphasizing the Florida of it when the dude is from Oklahoma.

I’ll be damned. Kansas to Oklahoma, as it turns out. But that is most definitely a Florida cracker.

I haven’t watched much of it either, but the gf consumed it in a few days.

[StCapps]

Here's some of the highlights:

[StCapps]

The fact that he got 19% of the vote in an Oklahoma Gubernatorial election still cracks me up. Political Condoms lulz, fucking Oklahoma.

[SuburbanFarmer]

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