Literal Odds and Ends
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You'll have to wait a couple days 'til payday before we can post your bail.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Okeefenokee wrote:You'll have to wait a couple days 'til payday before we can post your bail.
You'd send him back to living in a van? That's cruel, man. Jail gives him three hots and cot, and lots of people to shoot the shit with.
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Jokes are worth their weight in gold. I have some new ones since last time.
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What happened? Trespass warrant?
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Nosey people. This is the hill I die on.
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I am officially an Asian woman
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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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oooh. That falls under "other than collision" too.
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AWD = 4 new tires.
There goes the double time day I worked last night
Some junker truck did this to me this week too
Expensive week. I'm going to push off the windshield for a while since I'm moving this week also and I just had to drop $3k on appliances.
That's not even counting the $600k I just went into mortgage debt for..
There goes the double time day I worked last night
Some junker truck did this to me this week too
Expensive week. I'm going to push off the windshield for a while since I'm moving this week also and I just had to drop $3k on appliances.
That's not even counting the $600k I just went into mortgage debt for..
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session