Literal Odds and Ends

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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:36 pm

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:20 am

If I get anymore tan, Trump is going to deport me to Mexico where I will marry a hot Latina chick, and produce a brood of Mestizo boys who will grow up and conquer Mexico.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:43 pm

Invention idea..



Take a padded ring shape and cut it in half. Between the two sides, fasten an adjustable spoke to connect them such that you can increase the diameter of the sphere it creates to accommodate different grips.

From the center of the spoke extends downward a standard barbell bar, but much shorter. At the bottom of the bar you have a removable pin.

You load the bar with weights, insert the pin, and then place the bar on a stand with a shallow hole that the bar sits inside.

Now you have a grip trainer that allows you to adjust the weight with standard weights, and you can adjust the grip size as well.


edit:

I am just interested in the grip strength. That martial art is gay as fuck.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:04 am

Netflix being investigated for 'transmitting child pornography' :lol:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06- ... ornography
A disturbing clip from an Argentinian movie that purports to show two young girls engaged in sexual activity has caught the attention of PJ Media, which reported it to the FBI and Department of Justice, along with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. In response to the tip, the DOJ has reportedly launched an investigation.

The scene is from a movie titled "Desearas" - or "Desire," in English. In it, two young girls who look to be about seven and nine are playing with two pillows when the older girl begins to masturbate, as the younger one watches. The scene includes a disturbing closeup of the child's face in slow motion. The film was directed by Diego Kaplan.
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:18 am

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:37 pm

Some irony coming up.

Low gas prices made nukedog's career in the oil services industry turbulent, at best. So he took up moving furniture instead.

Now gas prices are set to be pretty high this summer. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/07/03/con ... and-t.html

Which I suppose means there is going to be a drop in the moving business.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:17 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:11 am
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2018/0 ... -poachers/


Damn. Lesson hard learned.
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