The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:31 am

I like the part where they said you'd get to play with all of these other people but then that turned out to be a lie.

So then they announced an update that would let you play with 16 players, but that too was a lie.

So then they finally released their update that let's you play with 3 other people, max.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:52 am

Fake news.

You can run into people anytime, as far as I know, but odds are not in your favor. I do know people sometimes find other player's bases and loot them.

Honestly, this is not an MMO. It's silly to criticize it as if it were one.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:44 am

"To be super clear - No Man's Sky is not a multiplayer game. Please don't go in looking for that experience. We do have some online features and easter eggs so people can know they are playing in the same universe. It's about cool "moments". The chances of two players ever crossing paths in a universe this large is pretty much zero."
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:04 am

Which is what I just said.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:18 am

No that's the clarification that was released to try to cover their asses after they lied to everyone by saying it would be multiplayer when it wasn't.

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Let me know if you run into Colbert.
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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:37 am

I did not buy it to play multiplayer.

I enjoy it a great deal thus far.

But I guess I am full of shit. So is everybody else who like this game now. The reviews are overwhelmingly positive since last month with the update.

And, seriously, how exactly do you expect multiplayer to work in a procedurally generated universe that is this big anyway? You have to create zones and teleport devices, but then what are they competing over? Resources are not scarce. We will never come close to exploring and naming every world in this game

This is a game for hermits. This is basically like a giant wormhole system in Eve.

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:44 pm

Found an abandoned mining station on this planet. It's overgrown with aggressive green slime. There are these eggs all around it.

something bad happened here..

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Re: The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:48 pm

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

This is the fucking pitch black world.

Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkk

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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:29 pm

I guess you can't take screenshots.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:23 pm

Getting ready to leave Levski landing area on Delamar,

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Departing Delamar,

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Arriving on Yela,

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Finding another player at Benson Mining Post,

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Cargo hold full of diamonds,

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