Authentic America

[Speaker to Animals]

The reality is that there are at least four separate Americas, aligned into two coalitions, and fighting over the destiny of all the American nations due to the zero sum game created by a federal government.

[DBTrek]

Yep.
War with ourselves.

Now excuse me while I get incredibly high off these 5mg edibles I plan to down with an 8.3% ABV craft brewed IPA. I have ten hours if blussfully crunk badass video gaming to get to.

War is hell.

Lulz

[DrYouth]

I have ten hours if blussfully crunk badass video gaming to get to.

Where are your wife and child?

I haven't gamed out like that since marriage and parenthood hijacked my life...
(I mean that in the best possible way of course... like a wonderful, growth promoting, voluntary hijacking...)

Maybe you have reliable grandparents for your children or something...

Anyways... Must be nice.

[doc_loliday]

They're bringing him snacks and beers, obviously.

[Fife]

FUCKIT I'M GOING BACK TO APPLEBEES THOSE GIRLS SAID THEY WERE COMING BACK TODAY

[DrYouth]

They're bringing him snacks and beers, obviously.

[DBTrek]

I have ten hours if blussfully crunk badass video gaming to get to.

Where are your wife and child?

I haven't gamed out like that since marriage and parenthood hijacked my life...
(I mean that in the best possible way of course... like a wonderful, growth promoting, voluntary hijacking...)

Maybe you have reliable grandparents for your children or something...

Anyways... Must be nice.

You caught me.
I'm not really crunk gaming for ten hours right now.

I can sneak in about four hours between 9PM and 1AM on Friday and Saturday nights tho.
Which is about the length of a good chocolate edible buzz.
Sadly the extremely technical year-end reports I've had to write lately have deprived me of even this small pleasure.
I can't write worth a damn with the "next day stupids".

[DrYouth]

You caught me.
I'm not really crunk gaming for ten hours right now.

I can sneak in about four hours between 9PM and 1AM on Friday and Saturday nights tho.
Which is about the length of a good chocolate edible buzz.
Sadly the extremely technical year-end reports I've had to write lately have deprived me of even this small pleasure.
I can't write worth a damn with the "next day stupids".

I feel less jealous now...

Thank you... You are a good man.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I have ten hours if blussfully crunk badass video gaming to get to.

Where are your wife and child?

I haven't gamed out like that since marriage and parenthood hijacked my life...
(I mean that in the best possible way of course... like a wonderful, growth promoting, voluntary hijacking...)

Maybe you have reliable grandparents for your children or something...

Anyways... Must be nice.

You caught me.
I'm not really crunk gaming for ten hours right now.

I can sneak in about four hours between 9PM and 1AM on Friday and Saturday nights tho.
Which is about the length of a good chocolate edible buzz.
Sadly the extremely technical year-end reports I've had to write lately have deprived me of even this small pleasure.
I can't write worth a damn with the "next day stupids".

Same. I turn the tv off at night, and log into Steam until midnight.

[GloryofGreece]

Americana - Defeat in Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNMMTZzurg