Why Can’t America Have Beerhalls?

[Smitty-48]

So it's just so much bullshit.

History is all wrong because hockey talk.


Got it.

Oh, look everyone, here comes Lord Speaker, he's descendant of an English Cavalier don'tcha know, everybody in Florida was apparently, they should return to England to claim their titles and lands forthwith, eh wot?

Ca'mon, just humor them, Americans like to play pretend, there's no harm in it really.

[Fife]

Son, I and Uncle Leonidas am disappoint.

[Smitty-48]

Uncle Leonidas am disappoint son.

Oh noes, we've disappointed his Lordship Fife, whatever shall we do now?

NHL hockey talk?

[Fife]

Seems to be the go-to. <chews lemon peel>

[Smitty-48]

Seems to be the go-to. <chews lemon peel>

Hey, Mac, if you are want to jump on a fallacy about the Southrons of Dixie circa 1848 being the descendants of the Cavaliers of the House of Stuart, I'll see your lemon and raise you one PK Subban is a uppity black man dressing room disruptor who was rightly traded from Montreal at all costs because they couldn't stand him, and the reason they are bringing MIke Fisher back, is because Fisher is the one who generally tells him to pipe down when he starts in with his it's all about PK routine, which they are already tiring of in Nashville, which is why they are looking to replace him with Karlsson.

[StCapps]

His Lordship Fife wasn't disappointed by that 4-0 shutout though. He's got to be stoked about that.

[StCapps]

Seems to be the go-to. <chews lemon peel>

Hey, Mac, if you are want to jump on a fallacy about the Southrons of Dixie circa 1848 being the descendants of the Cavaliers of the House of Stuart, I'll see your lemon and raise you one PK Subban is a uppity black man dressing room disruptor who was rightly traded from Montreal at all costs because they couldn't stand him, and the reason they are bringing MIke Fisher back, is because Fisher is the one who generally tells him to pipe down when he starts in with his it's all about PK routine, which they are already tiring of in Nashville, which is why they are looking to replace him with Karlsson.

Now who is the one LARPing with action figures? Peddle that Montreal propaganda somewhere else, you'll find no buyers here.

[Smitty-48]

I would be stoked about replacing PK with Karlsson, would the real Norris Trophy please stand up, please stand up, this Fake Norris is starting to get on our nerves now too.

[StCapps]

I would be stoked about replacing PK with Karlsson, would the real Norris Trophy please stand up, please stand up, this Fake Norris is starting to get on our nerves now too.

Like PK Subban wants to go to that dumpster fire in Ottawa. Reality gets in the way of action figure LARPing, who knew?

[Smitty-48]

I would be stoked about replacing PK with Karlsson, would the real Norris Trophy please stand up, please stand up, this Fake Norris is starting to get on our nerves now too.

Like Subban wants to go to that dumpster fire in Ottawa.

He will, PK will come back to Canada in a heartbeat, and in Ottawa, he would be the center of attention without equal, which is all that he wants.