Good one.Okeefenokee wrote:forumThe Conservative wrote:None, I got tired of people yelling at me at the DC form about my grammar and decided to do something about it. What's your excuse?Hanarchy Montanarchy wrote:How many pieces of silver did they offer you to sell us, your loyal comrades, out?
Answer, you ruffian, or hold your serpents tongue!
Grammarly.
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California wrote:But Feminism destroyed that as well. What won't the scourge of Feminism ruin?Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:English is a Germanic language. Swedish in particular has lost much of its inflections and gender differentiation, but Germanic languages are gendered and, despite that bullshit about Latin that DB posted, sentences tend not to end with prepositions, although for the same reasons. Way back when I was a kid, we had actual actresses and even an arrant aviatrix; there were barmaids and stewardesses instead of bartenders and flight attendants.TheReal_ND wrote:
Like half a millennia ago. Interestingly, some would have you think that's due to Latin but Celtic languages used gender in language as well. Not sure if germanic languages ever did.
Also, omitting the Oxford comma is the language equivalent of using Common Core arithmetic
I dismiss it constantly but I just shit post. If I want to look polished I will add it but in informal settings it's ok to not use it (9/10 cases.)
I'm not hung up on ommiting it as much as I am on commie professors intentionally dumbing down our language and heritage to the lowest common denominator. Thankfully, they haven't gotten very far with that. Meanwhile I'll just post whatever the fuck I want.
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fight me IRL!Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Stick to your numbers.Okeefenokee wrote:It's a fucking run-on people!GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Nope, should be a hyphen or colon. Doesn't work with a comma.
You realize I enjoy writing? Please don't make my brain hurt with rules that I have no intention of either following, or bend to such a degree that I don't care either way.
That's where the comma goes.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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All right--come on over--ask your wife for directions.Okeefenokee wrote:fight me IRL!Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Stick to your numbers.Okeefenokee wrote:
It's a fucking run-on people!
You realize I enjoy writing? Please don't make my brain hurt with rules that I have no intention of either following, or bend to such a degree that I don't care either way.
That's where the comma goes.
"She had yellow hair and she walked funny and she made a noise like... O my God, please don't kill me! "
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That not even real punctuation nigger
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no shitCalifornia wrote:After reading through this whole thread I think we are all borderline spergy
HAIL!
Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
-Hwen
Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
-Hwen
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I don't how safe the outskirts are after deblasio exiled all the bums from the subways. They're probably pillaging the countryside as we speak.Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:All right--come on over--ask your wife for directions.Okeefenokee wrote:fight me IRL!Alexander PhiAlipson wrote: Stick to your numbers.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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That's right, motherfucker--three counties filled with millions of zombies before you even get to hear The Poodle's bark!Okeefenokee wrote:I don't how safe the outskirts are after deblasio exiled all the bums from the subways. They're probably pillaging the countryside as we speak.Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:All right--come on over--ask your wife for directions.Okeefenokee wrote:
fight me IRL!
"She had yellow hair and she walked funny and she made a noise like... O my God, please don't kill me! "
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Ze poofle haz a nasty bite too
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7.62/39TheReal_ND wrote:Ze poofle haz a nasty bite too
"She had yellow hair and she walked funny and she made a noise like... O my God, please don't kill me! "