The Comic Thread
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Calvin and Hobbes ages like a fine wine.
Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.
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They are like a few decades late, Marvel literally had Black Panther defeat the KKK:
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Penner wrote:They are like a few decades late, Marvel literally had Black Panther defeat the KKK
Stan Lee defeated the Klan.
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Superman is an illegal alien
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Illegal aliens sticking up for each other against the RACIST WHITE MAN?pineapplemike wrote:Superman is an illegal alien
Fuck. How is this NOT going to make money?
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pineapplemike wrote:Superman is an illegal alien
I read that Breitbart piece, and found out he is now a citizen of the world. Not sure about his passport, tho.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/ ... al-aliens/
DC Comics long ago declared that Superman is no longer American. Where once the hero touted the ideals of “truth, justice, and the American way,” like a good leftist, Superman is now a “citizen of the world.”
In a story from 2011, Superman proclaimed that he could no longer be an American citizen because “the world’s too small, too connected” to work just with the U.S.A.
In Action Comics #900, Superman became enraged when a U.S. official scolded him for flying to Tehran, Iran, to stand in silent support of a bunch of democracy protesters who were opposing the oppressive Mullah government.
Curiously, the supremely powerful Superman didn’t lift a finger to help the oppressed Iranians, yet when he went back to the U.S.A., a mere question about his loyalties was enough to make him decide to renounce his American citizenship.
So, instead of doing anything to stand up against the murderous, terror-exporting Iranian regime, Superman acted against the United States.
It became the end of “truth, justice, and the American way,” for DC Comics.