Literal Odds and Ends

[Speaker to Animals]

Yoga chicks are fucking great lays.

But you have to strike before the veganism turns them old.

Yeah she seems like my age. I have to knock her up soon. I need two sons.

Yeah, I might have more than one myself.

[Speaker to Animals]

Just FYI there's a good chance she is a feminist, though.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Fixed my roommates stuck gear shifter. Had some coins stuck in the cables.

I'm going to procreate with her. She just doesnt know it yet

You have a roommate in your van, or is she in the next vehicle over?

[Montegriffo]

My goal is to score a ballet chick before it's too late. Ballet chicks are super sexy to me, but I'd have to find one that is a non-smoker, which I suppose is a unicorn.

I can recommend ballet dancers from personal experience. So bendy....

[Kath]

$168. (FOR THE JEANS - chick not included.)

[Speaker to Animals]

$168.

Damn. Only $168?? A chick like that can run around $800 in the O'Hare area.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I can make those for $20.

[Speaker to Animals]

I can make those for $20.

Fun fact about post-modernism: it's all bullshit. You can also drag a urinal into an art museum, write your name on it with a sharpie, and they still won't recognize it as art, even though that is exactly what Duchamp did.

[Fife]

$168. (FOR THE JEANS - chick not included.)

I like a girl with deep pockets.

[SuburbanFarmer]

$168. (FOR THE JEANS - chick not included.)

She wanted to do the weed trimming. Now it’s my fault.