Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Martin Hash]

At a real dance club now but I feel so creepy, we haven’t danced yet. Hopefully, whiskey will cure it.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Line dancing is hard to learn, but it’s fun as hell.

[StCapps]

but it’s fun as hell.

[Haumana]

but it’s fun as hell.

Sheeple dancing.

[Speaker to Animals]

Line dancing is a fad that other people ripped off Appalachia. I live here and I never heard of any Appalachians still doing that. If this was 1919 and we all lived in some little mountain town, it might seem like fun. But people moved on. What were Yankees dancing at the turn of the century?

Also line dancing was about getting to the moonshine in the middle. If I were hopped up on a few jars of moonshine, line dancing might seem hilarious.

You cannot take the moonshine out of a line dance without wanting to kill yourself.

[Martin Hash]

We went home from the club; that Line Dancing experience ruined dancing for me for a while.

I do have an observation to make: there were about 50 women, none really attractive, not much overweight, 40+ years old. They were enjoying themselves, so Line Dancing is good for them, but you have to ask, "why only women?"

[Martin Hash]

I don't like being ordered around. I don't want to hear how the instructor's husband who has Alzheimer's is doing. I was the only one with a beer IN A BAR. The instructions were so fast, I couldn't get one series down before there were 3 others; any boy who was taught how to throw a football or shoot a free-throw knows how athletics are effectively taught: here's three steps, do 100 times before moving on, and the coach watches and corrects you.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Plenty of male line dancers in the rest of the country. Probably not so much in Oregonia.

If you can do it and look like you’re not trying, you’ve got every girl in the place watching you.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gay.

[Smitty-48]

Unless I am dancing a jig, I only dance to 80's New Wave.