Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Smitty-48]

Tonight ain’t going to be cheap, and I’ll probably buy our new friends a round of whatever they’re drinking during break.

Oh shit, I am drunk.

I got up from my chair, I swayed to the left, then I swayed back to the right, then I sat down again.

I better smoke some dope, just to even things out.

[Smitty-48]

Whoof. I am hammered right now.

Not in a bad way. It's not like the room is spinning.

None the less, I am feeling no pain.

[Smitty-48]

I'm so hammered, I'm just gonna switch to Coca-Cola chasers now.

Ah, Coca-Cola, on ice, with fresh lemon.

Underrated.

[Martin Hash]

Wifey has cut me off, but there’s still 32 oz of Coors Light on the table and 2 oz of Black Velvet that’s still mine.

[Smitty-48]

I'm still hitting the whiskey and dope, but the beer I am swapping out for Coke.

I was chugging the beers, that's what got me stumbling about.

[Smitty-48]

Okay, now I'm getting into the sour Jolly Ranchers.

Sour Jolly Ranchers are fuckin' addictive.

Stoner Ranchers ftw.

[Martin Hash]

Goddamn, now you got me jonesing for some chocolate-covered cinnamon bears.

[Smitty-48]

Now I am watching The Quiet American, 1958.

Starring Audie Murphy.

Based on the Graham Greene book.

PVR'd from TCM. No commercials.

[Martin Hash]

“Simple Man”

We danced slow but I threw in a bunch of theatrics.

[Smitty-48]

“Simple Man”

We danced slow but I threw in a bunch of theatrics.

Oh, that's my song.

I don't dance to it tho, I just air guitar.