Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Martin Hash]

Switching to Black Velvet tonight because it’s Canadian, and you’re Canadian. So far, so good.

[Smitty-48]

I'm off the Canadian whiskey.

Too sweet to drink neat.

I'm all Bourbon or Scotch now. Dutch blond chasers.

[Smitty-48]

My wife got these dumplings from Costco.

Just put them in the microwave for two minutes and dip.

I was too full of Thai chicken to bother at supper,

But once I get totally shit faced, I'ma gonna hit those dumplings hard.

[Smitty-48]

I'm actually kind of shitfaced right now.

Two thirds of a bottle of whiskey, and eight pints of beer, so far.

Friday Night, eh?

[Smitty-48]

I found another bottle of whiskey.

Johnny Walker Black.

What the heck?

Friday Night, eh?

[Smitty-48]

You know, I am actually a Walker by blood.

Two Smith's, a Rolston, and a Walker.

My Nanna was Grammie Walker.

Johnnie Walker, that's me.

[Smitty-48]

OMFG, these dumplings are fuckin' tasty.

I can't believe these are microwave.

Costco shareholders approve.

[Martin Hash]

Full buzz. I know because wifey asked me. Must be careful...

[Smitty-48]

I am pretty drunk right now.

Whiskey and beer chasers, I've had a few.

Pretty cheap tho, buy em on sale at the liquor store, way cheaper than a bar.

The more money I have, the cheaper I get, I spent way more money when I didn't have any.

Buy a drink at a bar? No thanks. Way overpriced. Plus I can't smoke, so fuck that.

[Martin Hash]

Tonight ain’t going to be cheap, and I’ll probably buy our new friends a round of whatever they’re drinking during break.