Why Can’t America Have Beerhalls?

[Smitty-48]

I live in a society where the person standing beside me is more likely to be carrying than the one you're in.

You get acid in the face, the leaf to your side is going to reach for an excuse.

I get acid in my face, the American to my side is going to reach for his gun.

That's why those under the crown are dealing cups of acid to the face, while Americans are buying guns.

Americans wallow in adolescent power fantasies, who knew?

You're getting lit up in mass shootings left and right, and there's no gunfights going on, the shooters are cutting you down like wheat, nobody returns fire at all.

We've all seen the reality of Americans civilians under fire, they just lie there, dazed, cowering in the mud, most of them don't even try to get out of the kill zone, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

I walk up and clack you behind the ear with a .22, drop the gun, walk away, and you think Team America World Police all draws down on me as I go?

Yeah, sure guy. Mass shootings left and right. I almost didn't make it home from the grocery store. There was a turf war in the parking lot.

Be more hysterical. It's funny.

"We iz Cavaliers!"



Rigtht back atchas, Team America Clown Show; "if you take a shot at me, my fellow Americans will return fire!" cowboy fantasist.

[Speaker to Animals]

Let's let a couple of non-educated Canadians, drunk and high, tell us about our own history.

Cavaliers didn't settle the South, those were the Puritans!

[StCapps]

Any reasonable person would recognize that were speaking of the aggregate, and on the aggregate, the Southrons are in the vast, vast majority Scots-Irish Protestants to the bone, not English Cavaliers of the House of Stuart from 1650.

Yeah well StA is hardly reasonable. So he's about to create a Strawman Smitty to argue against, any minute now......

Or maybe he'll just stick to drunk and high.

[Smitty-48]

Let's let a couple of non-educated Canadians, drunk and high, tell us about our own history.

Cavaliers didn't settle the South, those were the Puritans!

Oh yeah, all you cornpone hicks are "Knights of the Realm", the comic book fantasies just keep on coming,

[Smitty-48]

Any reasonable person would recognize that were speaking of the aggregate, and on the aggregate, the Southrons are in the vast, vast majority Scots-Irish Protestants to the bone, not English Cavaliers of the House of Stuart from 1650.

Yeah well StA is hardly reasonable. So he's about to create a Strawman Smitty to argue against, any minute now......

Or maybe he'll just stick to drunk and high.

Both Speaker and Okee are from Dixie, they like to wallow in their adolescent power fantasies, Knights and Cowboys n' shit, they are ever playing with their action figures, who knew?

[Speaker to Animals]

Do you have some historians to quote who argue the historical record is false? Or is this just more bullshit?

[Smitty-48]

If you have anymore specific to general fallacies to peddle, we can point those out too, but otherwise, you can carry on with you comic book fantasy routine, how about Prepper Commando Ninjas? That's always one of your favourites.

[Fife]

[Smitty-48]

Hey, look, it's an English Cavalier of the House of Stuart, what say you, Lord Fife, God save the King, wot?

[Speaker to Animals]

So it's just so much bullshit.

History is all wrong because hockey talk.


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