NEED HELP

[Speaker to Animals]

The downward facing dog pose is challenging too.

[TheReal_ND]

PLEASE HELP I WANT TO BE A PART OF SOMETHING SO I SIGNED MY SON UP FOR GIRL SCOUTS MY CONSTITUTION IS GREAT THOUGH DOG BLESS TRUMPO

[TheReal_ND]

I FOUND THIS TURTLE THING ON MY SIDEWALK I THINK HE SAID ALOHA SNACKBAR OR SOMETHING FUCK WHY IS IT SO HOT THANKS OBAMA I WANT SUNSCREEN THAT DOESNT SMELL LIKE COCONUT OIL

[TheReal_ND]

I THINK HE JUST PEED ON MY FLOOR I HAVE TO GO NOW

[TheReal_ND]

SOME NATURALY CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN FOUND THE TYRTLE AT THE PARK HE WILL BE IN GOOD HANDS NOW OK THANKS ILL KEEP YOU POSTED

[TheReal_ND]

I HAVE TO GO NOW OK

[TheReal_ND]

MY SON DOESNT EVER CALL ME BUT IM PRETTT SURE HE KNOWS MU NUMBER HOW DO I MESSAGE HIM THROUGH PEN PALS? MY NUMBER IS imnotanazitrumpo4ever@hotmail.com PLEASE RESPOND THANKS

[Speaker to Animals]

SOME NATURALY CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN FOUND THE TYRTLE AT THE PARK HE WILL BE IN GOOD HANDS NOW OK THANKS ILL KEEP YOU POSTED

That's not a turtle, boy-o.

[TheReal_ND]

I THINK HE SAID HE IDENTIFIES AS A TURTLE ITS OK WITH ME THOUGH I THINK ITS IMPORTANT TO EXPRESS YOURSELF DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACIST

[Speaker to Animals]

Tell him he was born a tortoise and that's what he will be until the day he dies from heat exhaustion in the back of the van (likely will be today).