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Post by pineapplemike » Wed May 03, 2017 4:50 pm

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotomas?
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed May 03, 2017 5:08 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Welp, turns out his is an illegal, according to the police.

Now, explain to me why we care about him cutting a bracelet and running for it?
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Post by TheReal_ND » Wed May 03, 2017 5:17 pm

lol you wot m8?
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Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Wed May 03, 2017 6:20 pm

Knock knock.
"She had yellow hair and she walked funny and she made a noise like... O my God, please don't kill me! "
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Post by TheReal_ND » Wed May 03, 2017 6:23 pm

*racks slide*
Fuck off
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Post by heydaralon » Wed May 03, 2017 7:28 pm

Why did the Salad Dressing bomb the airport?














Because it was an Islamic Vinegarette
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Post by Ex-California » Wed May 03, 2017 10:37 pm

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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Post by Okeefenokee » Wed May 03, 2017 10:52 pm

A man and wife are having sex.

He always insists the lights are off.

One night, she flips on the light, and sees he's using a dildo.

She exclaims, "Explain yourself!"

He says, "I'll explain the dildo when you explain the kids."
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Post by heydaralon » Thu May 04, 2017 3:17 pm

Did you hear about the car that got AIDS?











It was a TRANS-am.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri May 05, 2017 8:26 pm

My dad was a magician.

He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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