MHF - Hockey Thread

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:35 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:24 pm
I'll bet that kid wasn't even unionized.
That's why I hire him. The kid's got hustle, he's out in the frozen hood shoveling for his supper.

He's tiny too, he keeps falling down in the snow banks, me and the wife were chuckling watching him out the window

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Post by heydaralon » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:38 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:35 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:24 pm
I'll bet that kid wasn't even unionized.
That's why I hire him. The kid's got hustle, he's out in the frozen hood shoveling for his supper.

He's tiny too, he keeps falling down in the snow banks, me and the wife were chuckling watching him out the window

Fuck that kid. I'm starting to get mad seriously. He is taking jobs left and right.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:38 pm

Fuck that kid. I'm starting to get mad seriously. He is taking jobs left and right.
He says he helps out with gardening too, I told him I'd pay him real money for that

I'll just sit up on my deck and give directions while he clears weeds and whatnot

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Re: MHF - Hockey Thread

Post by StCapps » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:43 pm

Avs win 5-3. Fuck St Louis, Woop Woop.
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Post by heydaralon » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:45 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:38 pm

Fuck that kid. I'm starting to get mad seriously. He is taking jobs left and right.
He says he helps out with gardening too, I told him I'd pay him real money for that

I'll just sit up on my deck and give directions while he clears weeds and whatnot

Lockheed Martin shareholder approved
Wtf. This kid has said more than once that F-35 is a taxpayer Boondogle. How is that gonna help the Lockheed Shareholders? Explain that one to me...
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Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:52 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:45 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:38 pm

Fuck that kid. I'm starting to get mad seriously. He is taking jobs left and right.
He says he helps out with gardening too, I told him I'd pay him real money for that

I'll just sit up on my deck and give directions while he clears weeds and whatnot

Lockheed Martin shareholder approved
Wtf. This kid has said more than once that F-35 is a taxpayer Boondogle. How is that gonna help the Lockheed Shareholders? Explain that one to me...
Lockheed Martin pays me, as a result I'm long on LMT, Animal Spirits drive the market.

He asked me why I have an American flag flying.

I told him it's the Flag That Makes You Free.

He says ; what does the Canadian flag do ?

I says it's an Iron Curtain against American freedom propped up by the Laurentian Elites

He says : what does 'Laurentian' mean ?
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Post by Montegriffo » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:53 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:38 pm

Fuck that kid. I'm starting to get mad seriously. He is taking jobs left and right.
He says he helps out with gardening too, I told him I'd pay him real money for that

I'll just sit up on my deck and give directions while he clears weeds and whatnot

Lockheed Martin shareholder approved
Maybe you can send him up your chimney? Especially if he's tiny.
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Re: MHF - Hockey Thread

Post by StCapps » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:56 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:52 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:45 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm


He says he helps out with gardening too, I told him I'd pay him real money for that

I'll just sit up on my deck and give directions while he clears weeds and whatnot

Lockheed Martin shareholder approved
Wtf. This kid has said more than once that F-35 is a taxpayer Boondogle. How is that gonna help the Lockheed Shareholders? Explain that one to me...
Lockheed Martin pays me, as a result I'm long on LMT, Animal Spirits drive the market.

He asked me why I have an American flag flying.

I told him it's the Flag That Makes You Free.

He says ; what does the Canadian flag do ?

I says it's an Iron Curtain against American freedom propped up by the Laurentian Elites

He says : what does 'Laurentian' mean ?
Badass.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:01 pm

Mrs Smitty did make me clam chowder before she left, with fresh baguette, so that's the game meal

The limo just picked up to take her to the airport

Now I can crank the Bluegrass music to eleven.

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Re: MHF - Hockey Thread

Post by Smitty-48 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:17 pm

StCapps wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:56 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:52 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:45 pm


Wtf. This kid has said more than once that F-35 is a taxpayer Boondogle. How is that gonna help the Lockheed Shareholders? Explain that one to me...
Lockheed Martin pays me, as a result I'm long on LMT, Animal Spirits drive the market.

He asked me why I have an American flag flying.

I told him it's the Flag That Makes You Free.

He says ; what does the Canadian flag do ?

I says it's an Iron Curtain against American freedom propped up by the Laurentian Elites

He says : what does 'Laurentian' mean ?
Badass.
Before I started flying Old Glory, there was only one other house with a Canadian flag flying on the street

I went skiing with the dogs this morning, and I counted seven houses now flying the Canadian flag

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